Doesn’t matter if the pigeons shit on the “statue”. Some maga twats will definitely lick it of.
dedokta on
How long do you give that cheap gold finish? A month?
SsgtMeatball on
“Then all the people took off their gold earrings and brought them to Aaron. He took the gold from their hands, and with an engraving tool he fashioned it into a molten calf. And they said, ‘These, O Israel, are your gods, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!’ When Aaron saw this, he built an altar before the calf and proclaimed: ‘Tomorrow shall be a feast to the LORD.’…”
mufcroberts on
It’ll be the cleanest statue in the world. The permanent scarecrow, no birds going near that 😂
mrbadxampl on
Why only pigeons?
Unfair_Bluejay_9687 on
Try an experiment. Put out a tub of margarine and watch to see that flys don’t even land on it to lay maggots. That will be time well wasted. Then waste more of your time and watch the same results with Shits His Pants’ statue. Even if fresh shit is applied. Flys know a bad thing when they come across it,and this is a baaaad thing.
Equal-Shoulder-9744 on
This might be the first time I’ve been jealous of pidgins. Why are they allowed to shit on it and I’m not?
Stijn on
As soon as the 🍊 finds out pigeons are shitting on his golden idol, he will declare war on “woke” doves because “peace isn’t patriotic”. 🕊️
Abrubt-Change-8040 on
Fairly certain God says we can do whatever golden calf’s 🤷🏻♂️
ryhaltswhiskey on
Anybody in Florida have a flock of pigeons that they can put on a truck? I found their new bathroom
_commenter on
birds are like “I don’t want to show that thing my butthole… it’s a pedophile”
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EntertainmentRude435 on
Completely unrelated- 30 foot tow straps are on sale somewhere probably
redsparks2025 on
the more famous pose is of him holding a Bible upside-down.
that was after he trampled on USA citizens right to protest.
and fools gave this wannabe dictator a second chance to be that dictator in Trump 2.0
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The Golden Calf is back… fatter than ever.
That is not what his neck looks like.

New gender-neutral public bathroom.
Old man yells at clouds
Why not let the pigeons do both
Doesn’t matter if the pigeons shit on the “statue”. Some maga twats will definitely lick it of.
How long do you give that cheap gold finish? A month?
“Then all the people took off their gold earrings and brought them to Aaron. He took the gold from their hands, and with an engraving tool he fashioned it into a molten calf. And they said, ‘These, O Israel, are your gods, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!’ When Aaron saw this, he built an altar before the calf and proclaimed: ‘Tomorrow shall be a feast to the LORD.’…”
It’ll be the cleanest statue in the world. The permanent scarecrow, no birds going near that 😂
Why only pigeons?
Try an experiment. Put out a tub of margarine and watch to see that flys don’t even land on it to lay maggots. That will be time well wasted. Then waste more of your time and watch the same results with Shits His Pants’ statue. Even if fresh shit is applied. Flys know a bad thing when they come across it,and this is a baaaad thing.
This might be the first time I’ve been jealous of pidgins. Why are they allowed to shit on it and I’m not?
As soon as the 🍊 finds out pigeons are shitting on his golden idol, he will declare war on “woke” doves because “peace isn’t patriotic”. 🕊️
Fairly certain God says we can do whatever golden calf’s 🤷🏻♂️
Anybody in Florida have a flock of pigeons that they can put on a truck? I found their new bathroom
birds are like “I don’t want to show that thing my butthole… it’s a pedophile”

Completely unrelated- 30 foot tow straps are on sale somewhere probably
the more famous pose is of him holding a Bible upside-down.
that was after he trampled on USA citizens right to protest.
and fools gave this wannabe dictator a second chance to be that dictator in Trump 2.0
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