Pentagon considering renaming Iran war ‘Sledgehammer’ if ceasefire collapses
by DeepState_Auditor
Pentagon considering renaming Iran war ‘Sledgehammer’ if ceasefire collapses
by DeepState_Auditor
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So they’re going to drop a nuke?
The sledgehammer is to the US and world economy, so it’s fitting.
Am i the only one who thinks naming these different wars and conflicts like this is fucking childish at best? Its a war, people are going to die on either side as well as countless innocent civilians, it reeks of small dick energy and calloused disregard for human life giving them titles you’d expect to see on a lable for an energy drink.
That’s what this illegal war needs: better branding.
Cringeworthy.
Ahh yes… Rebranding will open the straight…
Someone needs to talk to Peter Gabriel.
Here are some suggestions I would propose, just to properly present the spirit of it:
* rusty rake
* bent dildo
* old viagra
* flaccid nail
* lukewarm piss
* broken ego
That is exactly what will remedy the situation. A new secret code name. If “Sledgehammer” doesn’t work, I would suggest “ClusterFuck”.
*”Trust me, I know what I’m doing”*
Accurate.
After the comedy series? Ok then!
Hegseth has the most fragile masculinity on the planet! I’m sure he sees anything longer than it is wide as a source of envy and lust.
So it is a “war”. Article 1, Section 8, Clause 11, impeach now.
Can we stop with the ceasefire bs? There is no ceasefire
Instead of assembling a team of competent people to figure out a strategy, they get publicists to rebrand.
SMH
So it is a war then?
“Cool”
They are such trash.
These chucklefucks dont know how creepy looking it appears having a bunch of old white dudes trying to be more likened by young chuds.
Because in Maga-world, image is everything and the less you know about what you are doing the more important marketing becomes.
Open up your fruit cage
Peter Gabriel is not gonna like that
By any other word, still a failure!
Because *what we call it* is the important thing.
Peter Gabriel would like a word.
This administration is such an embarrassment.
And that’s how we get around the War Powers Act
What was wrong with Trump War I?
Okay, but first we gotta oil each other up, right Secretary Hegseth? And send the girls away, of course. MAN STUFF!
Who gives a shit what they call it. It was/is/will be a fiasco from start to finish. I hate that half of my country is stupid enough to support these buffoons. Twice.
Gee thanks. Now I have that song stuck in my head