Louis XVI was widely known for having a huge penis, and Marie Antoinette was known for having an extremely narrow vagina. Marie Antoinette constantly complained about how much it hurt. It was such a problem, that state officials exchanged many letters trying to find ways to encourage them to have sex. Diplomats frantically worked to assure allies, especially Maria Theresa, Marie’s mother, that they were actively trying to produce an heir.
by MolotovCollective
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Imagine having a government engaged in diplomatic talks, because your dick is too big.
How exactly was Marie Antoinette “known” for that…?
She should just say she has a headache
This meme is barely readable at this point.
I thought Louis’ “problem” was that he had a painful phimosis and needed a circumcision
Probably just needed to use lube.
I’m now imagining a bunch of exasperated court officials and bureaucrats trying to coax them into fucking like a pair of pandas
Didn’t they wait years before consummating the marriage?
By huge how big are we talking?
I have a feeling that “extremely narrow vagina” just means that he didn’t care about foreplay and getting her wet.
I know the Queen is a special gal, but couldn’t she complete that transaction manually and pocket the change? We’re talking lineage!
Thanks, i hate it. What a hell. Good that times now different for women.
well she the first wedding night was with her brother to be real
If they can’t have dih, let them bucake.
I thought Louis just had stage fright lol
I’ve heard a few reasons for their lack of coitus. Rocking a hog leg isn’t one I’ve heard.
I have a bigger than average dick and it is true that the majority of women like average size the best. Unless they are a size queen I guess. Really sucks for those that are super sized. You really only impress other dudes lol.
Loui my man is suffering from success
This is untrue. Not only was there no wedding night sex for the 14 year old Marie Antoinette, there were no physical issues causing problems with their sex life. Certainly not any size related ones.
The TL:DR is:
The couple married very young.
They were awkward & lacked romantic feelings towards each other.
Louis lacked a interest in sex & was likely asexual by modern definitions.
Marie didn’t like to spend time with her husband.
There’s a possibility that Louis had phimosis which made sex unbearably painful. Although this has never been confirmed, & the royal surgeons did not document any phimosis or unusual findings if any kind about the king’s genitalia. And there’s surgery in his medical records, talk of surgery seems to have been used more as a romor or threat to provoke him into producing an heir.
There’s a well formulated response to a similar question here that explains in detail:
https://www.reddit.com/r/history/s/zbpLeX2wKi
First estate problems 🙄
Well, she was 14. So this is weird as fuck.