Political Humor

Presidential Middle Names Explained

May 11, 2026

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eppic123 on May 11, 2026 6:06 pm

John also means toilet…
Desertstarr on May 11, 2026 6:11 pm

John Huessein Jingle Heimer Schmidt….His name is my name tooooo.
someoldguyon_reddit on May 11, 2026 6:17 pm

He never pays his bills.
chesterforbes on May 11, 2026 6:22 pm

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CrimsonAntifascist on May 11, 2026 6:23 pm

And a notorious apologist in Smash Bros.

“No Johns” means not to blame anything else, for your lack of skill and knowledge. And that fits Trump like ass on the bucket.
illuminaughty1973 on May 11, 2026 6:27 pm

Checks out.
Redditisarsebollocks on May 11, 2026 6:29 pm

Trump is also a fart in the UK
dudenamedfella on May 11, 2026 6:45 pm

Thought John stood for client of hooker
Polite_Suggestion on May 11, 2026 6:51 pm

Wholesome
76muss on May 11, 2026 6:53 pm

Trump will changed his ow. middle name to Hussein and start calling him Barack Ugly Obama
DJ_Homeboy_Slim on May 11, 2026 6:54 pm

Or toilet.
jftirone on May 11, 2026 7:06 pm

He’s regarded; more every day.
singhapura on May 11, 2026 7:26 pm

John is also another name for toilet.
Brasco327 on May 11, 2026 7:28 pm

No, he just rapes. He doesn’t pay for it.
This_means_lore on May 11, 2026 7:33 pm

“Women”. more like 13 years olds
vdavidiuk on May 11, 2026 7:52 pm

Barry Soetoro
Isabeer on May 11, 2026 9:46 pm

Well, *promises* to pay.
bscepter on May 11, 2026 10:47 pm

Even better (and this is a real word, btw):

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HorrorBig4556 on May 11, 2026 10:54 pm

Appropriate since his family’s fortune started in Gold Rush era brothels
DixonRodeo85 on May 11, 2026 10:55 pm

Or a toilet
Unfair_Bluejay_9687 on May 11, 2026 11:48 pm

Or a place to take a dump. I mean Trump. Oh,they’re both the same things. Both smell exactly alike
Novel-Organization63 on May 12, 2026 6:32 am

Or a toilet