It was legit $60 to fill up my midsized truck’s tank today, and gas is relatively cheap here. I have no idea how people who drive much more than I do are doing this right now.
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Trump math.
Eiffel-Tower777 on
He intends to run again unfortunately. This is his latest tchotchke he’s peddling on his merch website.
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Then: “GAS PRICES ARE GOING UP! GROCERY PRICES ARE GOING UP! IMPEACH BIDEN! IMPEACH BIDEN!”
Now: “PAYING MORE FOR GAS IS PATRIOTIC! PAYING MORE FOR GROCERIES IS PATRIOTIC! WHY DO YOU HATE THIS COUNTRY?”
https://preview.redd.it/233j9r2t4k0h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb7c2430153d850500046d9c81322435a7902b50
It was legit $60 to fill up my midsized truck’s tank today, and gas is relatively cheap here. I have no idea how people who drive much more than I do are doing this right now.
Trump math.
He intends to run again unfortunately. This is his latest tchotchke he’s peddling on his merch website.
https://www.trumpstore.com/trump-2028-hat
This is almost too true to be humorous.
Sadly accurate
Smart
by Shel Silverstein
My dad gave me one dollar bill
‘Cause I’m his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
‘Cause two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes — I guess he don’t know
That three is more than two!
Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just ’cause he can’t see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!
And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!
And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head–
Too proud of me to speak!