War, plague, aliens, and now zombies! 2026 is wild y’all!
Iateyourpaintings on
Would explain how he’s still alive.Â
HaraldWurlitzer on
His “advisers” probably told him that so he wouldn’t be afraid of dying.
dismayhurta on
“I’m American Jesus” is going to be his next statement.
SadAbroad4 on
When is he going to be removed from office? He clearly does not have the capacity to govern.
This is a Ronald Reagan cover it up and let some else unknown to the public call the shots.
Moppermonster on
And did they then vote mister Trump?
Hot-Reference1429 on
Is this fucker giving people V1?
red18wrx on
You think he just learned about insulin? Bet he’s got diabetes.Â
LaceyLizard on
Well he thinks he’s christ, time to build idols and work miraclesÂ
Visible_Inevitable41 on
Miracle Max!!
College-Lumpy on
What on earth is he talking about? For real. What drug?
Mean_Classic8005 on
I really wish some reporter would have the balls to just ask “What the fuck are you talking about?” and stop treating his statements like they are normal.
segascream on
Oh, shit: new drugs built around the T-Virus.
Beekeeper50 on
Must be those med beds. 🙄/s
inquisitiveeyebc on
Guess who likely owns shares know this “miracle “
music3k on
This is called terminal lucidity.Â
The child raping President has never had anyone he cares enough about or for him, so he’s never experienced a loved one “getting better” from drugs and then dying.
It’s basically the body giving up, and hopefully his gives up in December after the midterms
MinorThreat4182 on
Fucking Lazarus of here.
jamesvabrams on
Let me guess: it will be available through one their crooked companies, Trump Pharma.
dartheduardo on
If not necromancer, why necromancer shaped?
Fluid-Leg-7389 on
He’s much better than Jesus! Trump doesn’t like saviors who are executed.
MonteSS_454 on

Rick_2309 on
Remember. This is the same guy that wanted to kill Covid with lights, bleach and/or horse dewormer
MinorThreat4182 on
Is Joe Rogan hocking some more bullshit to him again?
traveling_gal on
Did he just watch *The Princess Bride* for the first time and think it was a documentary?
AMCorBUST2021 on
Behold MAGA Jesus. He brings back the dead!
agentb00th on
He saw a commercial on Fox about erectile dysfunction
LaughR01331 on
He saw someone get either Epinephrine or Naloxne. That’s my bet.
Little_Buffalo on
He is dying. Grasping for hope to live.
Servile-PastaLover on
,His administration zeroed out the free federal narcan program created in response into opioid crisis.
And of course nothing will be mentioned on any of the cable networks since their owners need the illusion of normalcy to keep the gravy train of his regime going.
walterwhite1050 on
I knew they were giving that half dead moron, some kind of experimental drugs to keep him alive
HankHippopopolous on
I’m going to bet that he’s talking about something like epinephrine which is used when someone’s heart stops to try and get it going again.
When Trump learns about something everyone has known about for many years he thinks it’s an amazing new discovery that no one else could have known because he didn’t know about it and he’s the smartest person in the world.
FlySilently on
Yeah… it’s called Narcan. It’s common.
zevieira on
That drug is also the one used to fuel the batteries of the trump phone, it is what makes it the best phone ever, the most American phone you can get.
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Didn’t they tout alien beds or some bullshit?
I’m just so fucking exhausted at this point
Ivermectin? 🤔
So that’s how Republicans get so many votes
Well he should know, he’s a doctor.
War, plague, aliens, and now zombies! 2026 is wild y’all!
Would explain how he’s still alive.Â
His “advisers” probably told him that so he wouldn’t be afraid of dying.
“I’m American Jesus” is going to be his next statement.
When is he going to be removed from office? He clearly does not have the capacity to govern.
This is a Ronald Reagan cover it up and let some else unknown to the public call the shots.
And did they then vote mister Trump?
Is this fucker giving people V1?
You think he just learned about insulin? Bet he’s got diabetes.Â
Well he thinks he’s christ, time to build idols and work miraclesÂ
Miracle Max!!
What on earth is he talking about? For real. What drug?
I really wish some reporter would have the balls to just ask “What the fuck are you talking about?” and stop treating his statements like they are normal.
Oh, shit: new drugs built around the T-Virus.
Must be those med beds. 🙄/s
Guess who likely owns shares know this “miracle “
This is called terminal lucidity.Â
The child raping President has never had anyone he cares enough about or for him, so he’s never experienced a loved one “getting better” from drugs and then dying.
It’s basically the body giving up, and hopefully his gives up in December after the midterms
Fucking Lazarus of here.
Let me guess: it will be available through one their crooked companies, Trump Pharma.
If not necromancer, why necromancer shaped?
He’s much better than Jesus! Trump doesn’t like saviors who are executed.

Remember. This is the same guy that wanted to kill Covid with lights, bleach and/or horse dewormer
Is Joe Rogan hocking some more bullshit to him again?
Did he just watch *The Princess Bride* for the first time and think it was a documentary?
Behold MAGA Jesus. He brings back the dead!
He saw a commercial on Fox about erectile dysfunction
He saw someone get either Epinephrine or Naloxne. That’s my bet.
He is dying. Grasping for hope to live.
,His administration zeroed out the free federal narcan program created in response into opioid crisis.
if in fact he’s talking about Narcan. idk.
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And of course nothing will be mentioned on any of the cable networks since their owners need the illusion of normalcy to keep the gravy train of his regime going.
I knew they were giving that half dead moron, some kind of experimental drugs to keep him alive
I’m going to bet that he’s talking about something like epinephrine which is used when someone’s heart stops to try and get it going again.
When Trump learns about something everyone has known about for many years he thinks it’s an amazing new discovery that no one else could have known because he didn’t know about it and he’s the smartest person in the world.
Yeah… it’s called Narcan. It’s common.
That drug is also the one used to fuel the batteries of the trump phone, it is what makes it the best phone ever, the most American phone you can get.