You’re messing with “magic” and surprised you get contacted by weirdos?

Jamaican_Dynamite on
Selling spells over Tiktok? Y’know what, a lot of us really might be in the wrong line of business. Because wtf.
RisingToMediocrity on
This is ridiculous. Especially since everyone knows it’s Etsy Witches that are the most powerful. One got Kirk a little too hard. Another guy hired one so the raiders would get Mendoza. Legit working miracles.
ndkdjdkdknfbfkdk on
Spells are just therapy with extra glitter sometimes the ritual matters more than the results.
Rude_Gur_8258 on
Focus on making a spell to fix your creepy nose, baby.
doll_parts87 on
This isn’t new, if Miss Cleo was still around she’d be charging $9.99 per phone minute
dreams_andnightmares on
Oh we’re still in the business of selling spells?!?! Sheesh….
WestsideGon on
Everyone here send me $200 each and I, too, will guarantee that the things that are already on track to happen to you with your current mindset and actions will indeed happen to you
Adulations on
Fun fact. Spells are just as effective as praying.
Little-Reference-314 on
The bone stealing witch could no diff this witch.
Witch beef late 2026
J_B_La_Mighty on
Damn even Satan’s like nah thats too far turn her down
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You’re messing with “magic” and surprised you get contacted by weirdos?

Selling spells over Tiktok? Y’know what, a lot of us really might be in the wrong line of business. Because wtf.
This is ridiculous. Especially since everyone knows it’s Etsy Witches that are the most powerful. One got Kirk a little too hard. Another guy hired one so the raiders would get Mendoza. Legit working miracles.
Spells are just therapy with extra glitter sometimes the ritual matters more than the results.
Focus on making a spell to fix your creepy nose, baby.
This isn’t new, if Miss Cleo was still around she’d be charging $9.99 per phone minute
Oh we’re still in the business of selling spells?!?! Sheesh….
Everyone here send me $200 each and I, too, will guarantee that the things that are already on track to happen to you with your current mindset and actions will indeed happen to you
Fun fact. Spells are just as effective as praying.
The bone stealing witch could no diff this witch.
Witch beef late 2026
Damn even Satan’s like nah thats too far turn her down