That’s a cow, I’m pretty sure they’re worshiping an ass
ASmallTownDJ on
“Now I know you guys are all thinking this golden statue of Trump seems pretty similar to the golden calf that the Bible specifically said not to worship. But there’s a very simple explanation, and that is, ‘nuh-uh.'”
-Trump’s pastor, only somewhat paraphrased
N4RQ on
Yeah, but the Revelations says this is exactly what they’re going to do before Jesus returns.
Dewey081 on
IMO, Evangelicals are not Christian. They’re pushy tvvats, like Mormons.
guttanzer on
He’s just trolling now. The contempt he must have for evangelicals. Dang!
ArethaAbrams on
man, the hypocrisy is unreal. they literally built the golden calf from the bible and called it a day. guess they skipped that chapter while lecturing everyone else lol.
Curios_Observer on
Baal is pleased.
No-Guard-7003 on
“Thou shalt not worship any craven image.” Correct?
Someoneoverthere42 on
From a Golden Calf, to a Golden Ass. Everything old is new again.
Lord_Grakas on
Only difference is now it’s a PIG.
specqq on
Just imagine how much more pissed off God and Moses would have been if instead of a Giant Golden Calf, they had found the Israelites worshiping a Giant Piece of Shit.
Isabeer on
God, looking over Moses’ shoulder at the people on the plain below: “Look, maybe it would be better if I wrote this down for you.”
dudestir127 on
Well, you see God only said don’t worship a statue of a calf. You have TDS if you think this is the same thing. /s
Interesting. They didn’t talk much about the “blessing” of it but they did have a religious officiant.
I’m curious, does anyone remember what hole those children’s bodies were allegedly buried near?
SofaKingS2pitt on
Naw, man. Second C is the right to bear arms.
Jeveran on
When there are zero consequences from their “jealous god,” they’ll continue using their bullshit understanding of the holy playbook to their political advantage.
TheCrisco on
I mean, at least they’re finally being honest about something: they don’t just figuratively worship him; it’s quite literally just straight up blasphemy and idol worship.
InfiniteWinter26 on
if these people cared about actual christian values they wouldn’t be trumpers in the first place OP.
tmgieger on
Trump thinks the 10 Commandments is a to-do list.
lawofsin on
It’s because to them Christian is part of a character, not an actual representation of their thoughts and beliefs.
Bleezy79 on
We live in a ridiculous simulation and we’re being trolled. Nothing makes sense anymore. I’m so tired of stupidity
One_Disaster_5995 on
Anti-Christ. Enough said.
I_Like_Parade_Dogs on
What a bunch of sick minds.
MadAstrid on
Proof positive that this cult is not Christian.
carmoy on
🎶 and the people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they made 🎶
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If I believed in God, I’d wish for a couple of angels right now
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But they swear it’s not a cult
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That’s a cow, I’m pretty sure they’re worshiping an ass
“Now I know you guys are all thinking this golden statue of Trump seems pretty similar to the golden calf that the Bible specifically said not to worship. But there’s a very simple explanation, and that is, ‘nuh-uh.'”
-Trump’s pastor, only somewhat paraphrased
Yeah, but the Revelations says this is exactly what they’re going to do before Jesus returns.
IMO, Evangelicals are not Christian. They’re pushy tvvats, like Mormons.
He’s just trolling now. The contempt he must have for evangelicals. Dang!
man, the hypocrisy is unreal. they literally built the golden calf from the bible and called it a day. guess they skipped that chapter while lecturing everyone else lol.
Baal is pleased.
“Thou shalt not worship any craven image.” Correct?
From a Golden Calf, to a Golden Ass. Everything old is new again.
Only difference is now it’s a PIG.
Just imagine how much more pissed off God and Moses would have been if instead of a Giant Golden Calf, they had found the Israelites worshiping a Giant Piece of Shit.
God, looking over Moses’ shoulder at the people on the plain below: “Look, maybe it would be better if I wrote this down for you.”
Well, you see God only said don’t worship a statue of a calf. You have TDS if you think this is the same thing. /s
It’s actually the FIRST commandment.
Comedy = Tragedy + Time
Religion = Cult + Time?
They’d be real mad if they could read.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/golden-trump-statue-is-no-idol-for-worship-pastor-insists/
Interesting. They didn’t talk much about the “blessing” of it but they did have a religious officiant.
I’m curious, does anyone remember what hole those children’s bodies were allegedly buried near?
Naw, man. Second C is the right to bear arms.
When there are zero consequences from their “jealous god,” they’ll continue using their bullshit understanding of the holy playbook to their political advantage.
I mean, at least they’re finally being honest about something: they don’t just figuratively worship him; it’s quite literally just straight up blasphemy and idol worship.
if these people cared about actual christian values they wouldn’t be trumpers in the first place OP.
Trump thinks the 10 Commandments is a to-do list.
It’s because to them Christian is part of a character, not an actual representation of their thoughts and beliefs.
We live in a ridiculous simulation and we’re being trolled. Nothing makes sense anymore. I’m so tired of stupidity
Anti-Christ. Enough said.
What a bunch of sick minds.
Proof positive that this cult is not Christian.
🎶 and the people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they made 🎶