A male turtle performing “claw fluttering” near the female’s face as a courtship ritual to attract her
by Additional_Berry_977
A male turtle performing “claw fluttering” near the female’s face as a courtship ritual to attract her
by Additional_Berry_977
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put it in quick before my turtle husband comes back from turtle job
“lemme crack lemme crack lemme crack”
Tried with my wife, got punched in the liver.
Ahhh, I have never tried that one.
Uh huh, same technique I see
i cannot imagine getting turned on by that! 😝
jazz hands … that’s my move too 🙌
Jazz hands!
🤗🐢
I do this to annoy my dog
Just figured out I’m a turtle
Looks like it worked too
Ah yes, shoving your hands in my face. So sexy.
Jazz hands. She was impressed enough to say ‘why the hell not?”
CHOMP!
I’ll try that with the wife
My spirit animal
Works with raver chicks
Really gets my cloaca going
I’m gonna try this at the bar tonight.
Why doesn’t this work on my wife?
It doesn’t work if the female has a hangover. In that case he’s fucked his chances big style
Finally, a useful pickup trick to use at the pub.
My husband does that. It’s not really appreciated.
I can confirm this works irl
Saturday nights sorted
Isn’t it *A Night At The Roxbury* that has Chris Kattan doing some similar face-hands mating ritual?
Tikkul tikkul tikkul
Put some gloves on dat boi!
Did it work
I must know
Can confirm that’s exactly what my husband does to me
Sexually harassing
Will try this next time I am at the gym
The female is much bigger, the male has got to have a strategy. Also, if you have ever seen this in real life, usually the female swims away multiple times, and the male just chases her and repeats, this short clip was likely done dozens, if not a hundred times.
It’s amazing what the male species have to do to get some trim 🤣! Lol
Aww we were just about to get to the action!
K who’s gonna post the smiling friends gif?
Sorry, are they the same species?
They dont look very similar…
Attracting or annoying
…
I guess after enough years together it becomes the same thing anyways 🤷♂️
My husband does this. I’m 8 months pregnant. He’s lucky to be alive.
Reminds me of these guys at the raves in 2010’s
https://i.redd.it/6omtxs5oe00h1.gif