Close Menu
    Facepalm

    Panera rebrands a sandwich.

    Share.
    View 17 Comments

    17 Comments

    1. Tzunamitom on

      I want to see your point. But all I can see is the massive Bluetooth volume bar.

    2. Imhidingfromu on

      Product development team over there poppin bottles celebrating this amazing new innovation

    3. CitizenGrimm on

      On one hand, you’re absolute right.

      On the other, they’re really delicious. Also, the only put half-size salads in these, not full one FYI.

    4. Berkamin on

      The should call it a **SADWICH,** because that’s what this is. This is penance in a sandwich roll. Someone will go to confession, and the priest will say “for your sins, you will go to Panera and order that… *thing*, and eat only that for a week.” And the penitant will say “screw it father, give me purgatory for a year!”

      If you want bread with your salad, croutons exist. If you want a salad wrapped in bread just order a regular sandwich containing lettuce, but have them hold the meat.

    5. gdghhfdffrf on

      i got a bbq chicken sandwich with just sauce, after all their ridiculous crap that was it, done, don’t go there anymore. maybe panera will shutdown and chicken salad chick can take over their locations, please.

    7. yung_funyun on

      Don’t know how y’all feel, but I seems obvious to me that that hand is not attached to that body

    8. HawkmoonsCustoms on

      *classic movie announcer voice*

      “THIS SUMMER, PREPARE FOR YOUR HUNGER TO BE TERMINATED. HALF SALAD, HALF BREAD – ALL SANDWICH. THE SALAD STUFFER, ONLY AT PANERA”.

    10. seaman187 on

      I thought the volume bar was part of the ad so they could get people to accidentally click on it trying to close it. Turns out just a shitty screenshot.

    11. TheLoneCenturion95 on

      Thanks, I thought my Bluetooth buds were still connected to my phone.

    12. BearzerkerX on

      Is this supposed to be healthy? I would imagine it’s worse than a sandwich, considering how much dressing comes on salads

    13. AgainstTheEnemy on

      My man could have waited till the volume bar clears and take another screenshot.

      The volume bar is definitely a choice.

    14. ryceritops2 on

      If I’m gonna eat a salad it’s definitely because I’m avoiding bread.

    16. havent_reddit_yet on

      Any publicity is good publicity. They know people will share and talk about this nonsense.

    Leave A Reply