Conservatives aren’t happy and live in fear of anyone being happy.
Dancing_Cthulhu on
“Look, if you were a prolithic serial killer who also ate babies as a side gig but said “sorry, God” right before you shuffled off the mortal coil that’d be one thing. But baking a wedding cake for a gay couple? That’s going to be a problem.”
Mulliganasty on
If conservatives have ever even actually read their magic book they clearly don’t believe in its teaching. Wish one of them would show up and just confess to their racist, sexist bullshit.
doll-haus on
Have it on good authority this happens *all the time.*
kinkachou on
I always thought that refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple is such a stupid hill to die on, especially considering all the other things in the Bible that straight married couples break all the time.
Maybe they should first ask the married couples, “Are you both virgins and is this your first marriage and will you never have a threesome or have an open relationship or watch porn (since that might involve coveting someone else’s wife) and will all your wedding clothing be made of one fabric, (otherwise you would be breaking Leviticus 19:19), and will you have a relationship where the wife is not permitted to teach or assume authority over the husband (in accordance with 1 Timothy 2:12)?”
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Your imaginary friend seems like a dick.
Conservatives aren’t happy and live in fear of anyone being happy.
“Look, if you were a prolithic serial killer who also ate babies as a side gig but said “sorry, God” right before you shuffled off the mortal coil that’d be one thing. But baking a wedding cake for a gay couple? That’s going to be a problem.”
If conservatives have ever even actually read their magic book they clearly don’t believe in its teaching. Wish one of them would show up and just confess to their racist, sexist bullshit.
Have it on good authority this happens *all the time.*
I always thought that refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple is such a stupid hill to die on, especially considering all the other things in the Bible that straight married couples break all the time.
Maybe they should first ask the married couples, “Are you both virgins and is this your first marriage and will you never have a threesome or have an open relationship or watch porn (since that might involve coveting someone else’s wife) and will all your wedding clothing be made of one fabric, (otherwise you would be breaking Leviticus 19:19), and will you have a relationship where the wife is not permitted to teach or assume authority over the husband (in accordance with 1 Timothy 2:12)?”