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    1. Wildcardbby94 on

      With the healthcare in shambles this just feels like health tips for republicans.

      I’m a CARNITAS man myself.

      CAN
      ANYONE
      RECOMMEND
      NURSING HOME
      I
      THINK HIS
      A-BRAIN
      SPLODED.
      tm StephenColbert.

    2. --Dinosaria-- on

      When you said “we gonna party today” I got my hopes up about it happening but seems it was just Cinco De Mayo.

    3. EyeAmKnotMyshelf on

      And now to comment again:

      They can have taco bell’s bland ass chicken soft tacos, but that’s it.

    4. Character_Maybeh_ on

      Smells like vampires in here. Oh it’s just some of the mods.

    5. Blknyt_eclipsedmoon on

      Well I guess a lot of Latinos will be eating just plain hot dogs then.

    6. I’m assuming the original poster is also lumping in her Latin compatriots who also voted for Trump in that same category of “go eat a bland hotdog”?

    7. Gnostic369 on

      Cinco de mayo isnt even a big holiday in Mexico, its not their independence day, its celebrated more in the US.

    8. Icy-Whale-2253 on

      Ask the average American what Cinco de Mayo even is let alone how it even relates to these United States and you’ll hear the low smoke detector battery sound go off.

    9. areyouokeddie on

      I guess some of the uncles and cousins might miss the Carne Asada today too, because…

    10. ialwayschoosepsyduck on

      I’m Latino, half Mexican half Honduran. A black woman was asking if it’s alright to wear a Sombrero and boots today. I told her I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow to a black person doing it: I’d just think you were here to party with us.

      There’s a difference between having a good time and cultural appropriation. Y’all aren’t the ones who are having taco Tuesdays, then [calling ICE on the people fixing your roof,](https://www.univision.com/local/washington-dc-wfdc/ice-arresta-seis-trabajadores-guatemaltecos-remodelacion-casa-maryland) so we’re good.

      Happy Cinco de Mayo to mis primos y primas. Have fun and be safe

    11. Even_Possession_9614 on

      Yea this post don’t really hit the same. I bet it’s a bunch of cinco de mayo maga cookouts with good food too.

    12. Post is kind of long for the punchline, but I guess it is equivalent to not being invited to the cookout, but showing up anyway.

    13. Mexicans don’t even celebrate Cinco de mayo. Source am Mexican, only Mexicans from Puebla really care about it.

    14. phlostonsparadise123 on

      Mexican and tex-mex places are going to be exploding at the seams tonight as they accommodate every rural, F-250-driving coal-roller and their equally atrocious spouses and brood.

      It’ll be a rare instance wherein they switch out their Maga hats for offensively oversized sombreros and sugar-laden mega margaritas. They will try their best to “appreciate the culture” by continuously asking for more chips & salsa and will thank their waiter with the most painfully mispronounced “Gracias” they’ve ever uttered. It won’t matter to them though, they said a word that wasn’t ‘American’, so they can’t be the bad guy, right?

      Tomorrow will be business as usual for them as they get back to bitching about why they can’t find good cheap work at their local Home Depot parking lot.

    15. Darwin_Finch on

      Cinco de Mayo is corny. You can eat tacos and all that any other day of the year.

    16. Savage-Thunder on

      as a latinx man my fan and i don’t really celebrate cinco de mayo 😭

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