Just getting a group of 10 people to Mars would be an unimaginable task. Getting the population of Rhode Island to Mars is flat out lunacy.
Chemtrails_in_my_VD on
One million slaves for the lithium mines. What a bright future we have as a species.
jbrown4728 on
To live for how long?
lorissaurus on
Yahoo finance is not a legitimate news site lol
Rideshare-Not-An-Ant on
Mars. Too little gravity. Too much radiation. Toxic topsoil. What’s not to like?
How soon can we send Elon to Mars?
Substantial-Cat2896 on
Yea no thats not happing in his lifetime or the next
PiskoWK on
Okay, well, sure. Why the hell not. Slow news day. You all want to talk about anything else that will never happen?
gereffi on
Should Yahoo Finance not report about the contract of a CEO of a company valued at over $10b?
groenwat on
Totally HHGTTG Ark B: …telephone sanitisers, account executives, hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, and management consultants.
FakerNames on
RIP 1 million people
Tex_Noir on
How many people have we launched into space…ever?
The sheer logistics of doing this is beyond our capabilities.
jarena009 on
Meanwhile, health insurance premiums for a family on earth (US only of course) surge to $26,000 per year…and that’s just the premium.
Any-Progress- on
Musk is 54 and there are 0 people living on mars. There’s a better chance that Musk has 1 million descendants than 1 million people live on mars before he passes.
Beemerba on
I doubt he will live to see a single person on Mars.
DDS-PBS on
Here’s the plan:
Huge goals get fancy AI graphics and will be done in a decade or two
Any other size goal all get fancy AI graphics and those can be done “by end of next year”.
If anyone calls you out on over a decade of missed goals, attack them with childish remarks.
The actual goal is to keep the stock price ultra-inflated, not the moon, not Mars, not FSD, not robots, not underground tunnels, not vacuum-sealed “hyperloops”, not electric semis, not point-to-point rocket travel. See the trend here? It’s all smoke and mirrors and it’s been that way for over a decade now.
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Is Yahoo! really that legitimate of a news site anymore?
One way trip, people will die, CEO gets paid.. anyone else see this for what it is?
I feel like it’s been a very long time since we’ve had any form of legitimate news source
To live, yes, but for how long?
Literally impossible for it to happen in his lifetime or even our lifetime
Lol
Ah… so Elon was just supporting trump to get 1 million people stupid enough to get sent on a one way trip to mars of course /s
That’s never going to happen within his lifetime if ever.
Ain’t no one surviving a trip to Mars.
I complain daily that I don’t live close enough to a grocery store. Good luck, Elon.
Didn’t he plan to bring back indentured servitude? As in, they’ll pay for your trip in exchange for unpaid work?
Incidentally, this is *also* the plotline of [Red Faction: Guerilla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Faction:_Guerrilla), which more people should play.
Dumbest timeline ever.
yahoo finance is not a legitimate news site bro
Just getting a group of 10 people to Mars would be an unimaginable task. Getting the population of Rhode Island to Mars is flat out lunacy.
One million slaves for the lithium mines. What a bright future we have as a species.
To live for how long?
Yahoo finance is not a legitimate news site lol
Mars. Too little gravity. Too much radiation. Toxic topsoil. What’s not to like?
How soon can we send Elon to Mars?
Yea no thats not happing in his lifetime or the next
Okay, well, sure. Why the hell not. Slow news day. You all want to talk about anything else that will never happen?
Should Yahoo Finance not report about the contract of a CEO of a company valued at over $10b?
Totally HHGTTG Ark B: …telephone sanitisers, account executives, hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, public relations executives, and management consultants.
RIP 1 million people
How many people have we launched into space…ever?
The sheer logistics of doing this is beyond our capabilities.
Meanwhile, health insurance premiums for a family on earth (US only of course) surge to $26,000 per year…and that’s just the premium.
Musk is 54 and there are 0 people living on mars. There’s a better chance that Musk has 1 million descendants than 1 million people live on mars before he passes.
I doubt he will live to see a single person on Mars.
Here’s the plan:
Huge goals get fancy AI graphics and will be done in a decade or two
Any other size goal all get fancy AI graphics and those can be done “by end of next year”.
If anyone calls you out on over a decade of missed goals, attack them with childish remarks.
The actual goal is to keep the stock price ultra-inflated, not the moon, not Mars, not FSD, not robots, not underground tunnels, not vacuum-sealed “hyperloops”, not electric semis, not point-to-point rocket travel. See the trend here? It’s all smoke and mirrors and it’s been that way for over a decade now.