Maybe something about ice tea or something about Florida?
ExternalSeat on
simple. Make a joke about how they can’t handle a single snowflake and are hotter than Hades in summer. Climate based jokes always work well.
zeverEV on
Inbreeding.
YandereTeemo on
don’t they have alligators or some shit?
DrHolmes52 on
Kudzu.
Their great enemy: snow.
Florida man.
Rabidly insane (American) college football fans.
Traffic (Atlanta had an extreme response to getting burned to the ground, plus Houston in general).
Edit: Sweet tea (mentioned by someone else). I doubt most people outside the U.S. even know what it is.
Geoconyxdiablus on
Do somnething with indiginous peopk, like Missisipians.
NittanyScout on
Systemic Poverty
Except thats not as funny as racism…
HeavyDutyForks on
Redditors who have never stepped a foot in the South come up with jokes about it that don’t involve outdated stereotypes challenge (impossible)
GETREKN00BL0L on
you could do something about the American hippo bill. A proposal to import and farm hippos in Louisiana
Yvl9921 on
A LOT of deathcore and death metal bands come from the South. Music history is history too.
skeleton949 on
That’s easy, Florida Man
Left1Brain on
Space program probably.
dull_storyteller on
Alligators
There’s a lot down there
ImJoogle on
Its not that hard really
Parz02 on
Could make something about the food and the banging music.
Azkral on
Incest?
Legitimate-Milk4256 on
Florida is the sibling of Australia, being God’s gmod playground for whatever the hell kind of creatures reside here
Reduak on
That’s actually pretty easy. There’s not a male who’s ever lived in the southern states who didn’t at some point before they got out of their 20’s, while drunk say “Hey y’all watch this!” and then proceed to do something that was extremely reckless, grossly neglect and potentially fatal.
The memes write themselves.
haverofpastas25 on
There is always ol’ reliable.
🎶 SWEET HOME ALABAMA! 🎶
grizzfan on
College Football
BioDriver on
Your title and meme seem to contradict
thomstevens420 on
An inbred methhead tries to wrestle an alligator away from his sister-wife but gets arrested for being within 500 feet of a school
sw337 on
Easy:
The South also has almost all of NASA’s major installations.
Imagine living in rural North Carolina in 1900 and two bicycle makers from Ohio show up and start flying planes.
Hellen Keller is from Alabama, also she flew a plane.
Elvis
Also, the US federal government literally grows weed and sends it to people out of a location in Mississippi.
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Maybe something about ice tea or something about Florida?
simple. Make a joke about how they can’t handle a single snowflake and are hotter than Hades in summer. Climate based jokes always work well.
Inbreeding.
don’t they have alligators or some shit?
Kudzu.
Their great enemy: snow.
Florida man.
Rabidly insane (American) college football fans.
Traffic (Atlanta had an extreme response to getting burned to the ground, plus Houston in general).
Edit: Sweet tea (mentioned by someone else). I doubt most people outside the U.S. even know what it is.
Do somnething with indiginous peopk, like Missisipians.
Systemic Poverty
Except thats not as funny as racism…
Redditors who have never stepped a foot in the South come up with jokes about it that don’t involve outdated stereotypes challenge (impossible)
you could do something about the American hippo bill. A proposal to import and farm hippos in Louisiana
A LOT of deathcore and death metal bands come from the South. Music history is history too.
That’s easy, Florida Man
Space program probably.
Alligators
There’s a lot down there
Its not that hard really
Could make something about the food and the banging music.
Incest?
Florida is the sibling of Australia, being God’s gmod playground for whatever the hell kind of creatures reside here
That’s actually pretty easy. There’s not a male who’s ever lived in the southern states who didn’t at some point before they got out of their 20’s, while drunk say “Hey y’all watch this!” and then proceed to do something that was extremely reckless, grossly neglect and potentially fatal.
The memes write themselves.
There is always ol’ reliable.
🎶 SWEET HOME ALABAMA! 🎶
College Football
Your title and meme seem to contradict
An inbred methhead tries to wrestle an alligator away from his sister-wife but gets arrested for being within 500 feet of a school
Easy:
The South also has almost all of NASA’s major installations.
Imagine living in rural North Carolina in 1900 and two bicycle makers from Ohio show up and start flying planes.
Hellen Keller is from Alabama, also she flew a plane.
Elvis
Also, the US federal government literally grows weed and sends it to people out of a location in Mississippi.
https://olemiss.edu/nccre/
https://www.cnn.com/2015/04/17/health/weed-farm-tour
Inbreeding? Redneckitude? Moonshine?
California and South Carolina produce more peaches than Georgia, yet Georgia claims to be the peach state.
NASCAR is right. there.
There’s a dozen movies’ worth of real events just between 1948-1978. The 1992 season would be laughed out of a script pitch for being too unrealistic.