Memes

I’m not a delivery driver bro I’m just trying to move away.

May 4, 2026

junosaurx on May 4, 2026 2:42 am

Free suddenly means full service
echoshadow5 on May 4, 2026 2:44 am

My response to those are always “sure. I’ll be glad too. My delivery fee is $100 and another $100 to bring it to your door.”

Oddly it only happened once. Felt like I got paid to dump a mattress.
SailorVenus23 on May 4, 2026 2:49 am

Just got one of these last week
Select_Cantaloupe_62 on May 4, 2026 3:10 am

There’s no level of poor that’s worth dealing with Craigslist or FBM
PeaOk5697 on May 4, 2026 3:13 am

You bet your ass you’re gonna pick it up yourself
James1887 on May 4, 2026 3:23 am

Id rather sleep on the floor than take a used matress
Valuable_Engine_4032 on May 4, 2026 3:44 am

See you gotta put. “It’s free if you come get it” in the description.
alezcoed on May 4, 2026 3:44 am

Meanwhile in my country:

Price : free

Description : dm for price
jackrieger0 on May 4, 2026 3:50 am

Who tf buys a used mattress
Budget-Lawyer4129 on May 4, 2026 4:28 am

Free= full service
AngelBlondeXO on May 4, 2026 4:34 am

The audacity is always free
ChronoComputer on May 4, 2026 4:53 am

Its not worth my time to pick up, can i have the frame, a dresser, and $500?