And Korean Jesus is too busy with Korean shit to care about coffee
AlienVoice on
NoCarpenter9791 on
The father, the son and the holy roast
Realistic_Effort6185 on
I have a message for someone today….they thought they needed caffeine…that drink from the seed…..but what they really need…..i say what they really neeeeeeeeeed…..is the eternal fountain
CuriousTsukihime on
On my momma, my homie’s church has THE WORST praise and worship I’ve ever heard! Like never in my life did I ever think someone could gentrify a negro spiritual 😭. The only reason I go when she invites me is because the coffee is A+ and they have some bomb ass donuts 🫠
Pcriz on
You don’t want auntie catching the Holy Ghost and elbowing your soy milk latte into your lap.
GraveKommander on
My grandmother would have nailed me to the next cross if I attempted to do such disrespectful thing. Old German katholics were no joke. I miss her.
crackfarm on
Coffee isn’t a drink, it’s a survival spell mess with it and youre playing with dark forces.
Slim706 on
I remember going to a mixed non-denominational church for the first time. I walked in the sanctuary seeing all these coffee cups. In my head I’m like Pastor gonna get yall lol. I remember the best we could do was the little water bottles.
BRtIK on
White people think white Jesus died for their zyns.
bgva on
Listen…if I gotta be in church before 11 am, coffee needs to be consumed.
fallnstars on
The whole point of church is to go there tired and nod off during the sermon.
EchidnaNo1383 on
why be racist about Jesus?
leeahnee on
That just seems considerate of the folks that have to clean the church.
bottledsoi on
Been to 2 white churches before.
Kinda terrifying and cultish.
I dont like religion anyways, but black churches seem less scary i their presentation of holiness.
Sandrockwing04 on
White church with coffee means you need it to stay up during the sermon. No coffee in a black means the sermon is exciting and will keep you up. But if you see a black church with coffee it means you need the energy for the aerobics class
Lost-Platypus8271 on
Fold_Some_Kent on
Protestants are so fuckin weird i swear
christmasinyoulie on
Now you know we jump around too much for that coffee not to spill
Scruffasaurus on
White-ish and non-religious – I do a lot of community work that puts me in black churches and I got so many side-eyes just bringing my water bottle in to a lot of em 😅
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White Jesus would let me have my Triple Espresso Caramel Macchiato with a splash of oatmilk topped with a Strawberry Banana Cold Foam
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And Korean Jesus is too busy with Korean shit to care about coffee
The father, the son and the holy roast
I have a message for someone today….they thought they needed caffeine…that drink from the seed…..but what they really need…..i say what they really neeeeeeeeeed…..is the eternal fountain
On my momma, my homie’s church has THE WORST praise and worship I’ve ever heard! Like never in my life did I ever think someone could gentrify a negro spiritual 😭. The only reason I go when she invites me is because the coffee is A+ and they have some bomb ass donuts 🫠
You don’t want auntie catching the Holy Ghost and elbowing your soy milk latte into your lap.
My grandmother would have nailed me to the next cross if I attempted to do such disrespectful thing. Old German katholics were no joke. I miss her.
Coffee isn’t a drink, it’s a survival spell mess with it and youre playing with dark forces.
I remember going to a mixed non-denominational church for the first time. I walked in the sanctuary seeing all these coffee cups. In my head I’m like Pastor gonna get yall lol. I remember the best we could do was the little water bottles.
White people think white Jesus died for their zyns.
Listen…if I gotta be in church before 11 am, coffee needs to be consumed.
The whole point of church is to go there tired and nod off during the sermon.
why be racist about Jesus?
That just seems considerate of the folks that have to clean the church.
Been to 2 white churches before.
Kinda terrifying and cultish.
I dont like religion anyways, but black churches seem less scary i their presentation of holiness.
White church with coffee means you need it to stay up during the sermon. No coffee in a black means the sermon is exciting and will keep you up. But if you see a black church with coffee it means you need the energy for the aerobics class
Protestants are so fuckin weird i swear
Now you know we jump around too much for that coffee not to spill
White-ish and non-religious – I do a lot of community work that puts me in black churches and I got so many side-eyes just bringing my water bottle in to a lot of em 😅
My white church had a Cafe in it