Why need unnecessary threatening, biting & venom, when a facial expression can do more damage.
thrmightywren on

AdFeeling8945 on
How my grandma looks at me for being the only grandchild who isn’t a doctor of some sort
BilliamMurray735 on
Literally?
BaeIz on
Vine snakes aren’t Boas tho
Big-Training-2048 on
My bad sir…

VVinh on
Turtle snake.
Spurned_Seeker on
Oxybelis fulgidus – commonly referred to as the green vine snake or the judgmental shoelace, is not a boa. It is not called a boa anywhere (at least not that I could find, other than one AI generated response to the question). I don’t understand why the word boa is in this image.
wiserTyou on
Generally I don’t like snakes, but this one seems alright.
Top image is fake. Bottom is real. Snakes don’t have eyelids like that, the look is because of the shape of their pupils not green eyelids. People are so gullible.
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Only eats spaghetti
That stings more than venom
He looks like my Grandpa.

https://preview.redd.it/a0xxrrpn9xyg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b174fb63105ecfd5a732ad93d5e78c62f61fca
Master Wugui
Doesn’t need sun to throw shade.
https://preview.redd.it/669kx5bz9xyg1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7cca79345f7ebc547b9bd1255c49967c34fd14
Just like my parents.
vine snakes are my fv
Why need unnecessary threatening, biting & venom, when a facial expression can do more damage.

How my grandma looks at me for being the only grandchild who isn’t a doctor of some sort
Literally?
Vine snakes aren’t Boas tho
My bad sir…

Turtle snake.
Oxybelis fulgidus – commonly referred to as the green vine snake or the judgmental shoelace, is not a boa. It is not called a boa anywhere (at least not that I could find, other than one AI generated response to the question). I don’t understand why the word boa is in this image.
Generally I don’t like snakes, but this one seems alright.
https://preview.redd.it/j080510dcxyg1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddec71a29c767362da3b1e5e4eb45cfa8110b469
Angry shoestring.
Top image is fake. Bottom is real. Snakes don’t have eyelids like that, the look is because of the shape of their pupils not green eyelids. People are so gullible.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahaetulla
Judgemental snakes are the worst.
sssusssspicioussss
This snake looks like he wanna teach me math while cursing me in polish.
dopamine snake
Where’s the snake? All I can I see is Matthew McConaughey.
Snek: Disssssssapointing…..veryyyy dissssssapointing…..
https://preview.redd.it/jh6nwdpagxyg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aaf2b8890a1ea851858661d7a43ffacb4e69958