SweetsourNostradamus on May 3, 2026 1:05 am Had a broccoli top get a job last summer where I work. Their work ethic was shit.
Xeno_Prime on May 3, 2026 1:19 am I like to respond “23-19!” and then tackle them, shave their head, and light them on fire. (It’s the contaminated object emergency code from Monsters Inc.)
OstentatiousSock on May 3, 2026 1:42 am Are most people who are into this very young? Let them have fun while they can.
psinguine on May 3, 2026 2:11 am Is this how miserable the millenial generation is now? That we have to crush what little joy out of the kids coming along behind us?
Swipsi on May 3, 2026 2:28 am The target group of 6-7 are 10 year olds. Why would they look for a 9-5? Lame meme tbh.
lanzendorfer on May 3, 2026 2:38 am Would not recommend. 6-7 is more fun. Hold onto it while you can, children.
Funandgeeky on May 3, 2026 2:42 am Why not add “get a haircut” and “stay off my lawn” while you’re at it.
TryThisUsernane on May 3, 2026 2:44 am Ngl, going to Reddit to tell people who say “67” to get a job feels ironic. I think that’s the more unemployed behaviour.
WiiDragon on May 3, 2026 2:46 am I’d much prefer the 9am – 5pm shift instead of the 6am – 7pm one, but one can dream
fehrmask on May 3, 2026 2:52 am Ah, Gen Alpha is simply lamenting warehouse work hours, it all makes sense now.
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Had a broccoli top get a job last summer where I work. Their work ethic was shit.
I like to respond “23-19!” and then tackle them, shave their head, and light them on fire.
(It’s the contaminated object emergency code from Monsters Inc.)
Are most people who are into this very young? Let them have fun while they can.
Says ditto, the guy who pretends to be someone else
Bc I wanted to be funny in high school.

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Let’s just bring back 247 and push it to the limit
Is this how miserable the millenial generation is now? That we have to crush what little joy out of the kids coming along behind us?
You seem to be thinking about this a lot
8-4 superiority
Daniel-san

Because 6-7 upsets you enough to whine about it like this.
boomer slop meme
Please put a jump scare warning.
The target group of 6-7 are 10 year olds. Why would they look for a 9-5? Lame meme tbh.

Would not recommend. 6-7 is more fun. Hold onto it while you can, children.
Why not add “get a haircut” and “stay off my lawn” while you’re at it.
Ngl, going to Reddit to tell people who say “67” to get a job feels ironic. I think that’s the more unemployed behaviour.
I’d much prefer the 9am – 5pm shift instead of the 6am – 7pm one, but one can dream
Im trying. Noone wants to hire me.
How about neither since I’m not brainrotted and the economy is fucked
Ah, Gen Alpha is simply lamenting warehouse work hours, it all makes sense now.

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“I’m ten, Beth.”
Boo
No
Bruh… 69