thatkindofdoctor on May 2, 2026 11:09 am “Check that pair of jugs!” “Sorry, I’m blind from an industrial accident, could someone motorboat her for me? Thanks”
No_Relationship9094 on May 2, 2026 11:10 am The only thing gayer than wearing PPE is getting aluminum shavings in your eye. Nobody gives a shit, just wear it.
Themodsarecuntz on May 2, 2026 12:11 pm Construction Meg here… You cant see boobs without eyes. If you dont wear safety glasses you risk blinding yourself and never seeing your ceos chest cannons. The point is you should wear you ppe so you can see boobs in the future and not just remember them. Im off to pump a load of concrete up through some dudes toilet, all over his neighbors window, and into the unit next door.
MissKyu on May 2, 2026 1:07 pm One day: _**“Ew, you actually go outside with naked eyes? Does it burn when you blink?”**_
BusyDucks on May 2, 2026 1:42 pm You can’t hear boobs? What level of life are you on where you can hear body parts?
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Actually a wholesome meme nice
I can hear boobs jiggle/bounce if I’m very close.
what
“Check that pair of jugs!”
“Sorry, I’m blind from an industrial accident, could someone motorboat her for me? Thanks”
The only thing gayer than wearing PPE is getting aluminum shavings in your eye.
Nobody gives a shit, just wear it.
It’s all fun and games until you take a nip to the eye.
Thats what braille is for
Isnt that why we have hands
Construction Meg here…
You cant see boobs without eyes.
If you dont wear safety glasses you risk blinding yourself and never seeing your ceos chest cannons.
The point is you should wear you ppe so you can see boobs in the future and not just remember them.
Im off to pump a load of concrete up through some dudes toilet, all over his neighbors window, and into the unit next door.
???
Stolen joke from Ricky and the boss
OSHA wants us to be able to enjoy them. Thanks OSHA
One day:
_**“Ew, you actually go outside with naked eyes? Does it burn when you blink?”**_
You can’t hear boobs? What level of life are you on where you can hear body parts?