The last one is cute. Although, it kind of looks like the alligator ate her
DEEP_HURTING on
Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it’s the perfect killing machine: a half ton of cold-blooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we’re surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows waiting for the night…
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Which one is which?

She just wants to get a big croc
All fun and games, until it ain’t
Did it eat her in the last photo?
That last image is special. Now the crock is satisfied.
Near-future recipient of Darwin Award
Big Al or big AI?

Stupid.
Disney princess
Lol look how happy he looks in the last one
I heard he proposed.
The mouth doesn’t change an inch in all photos lol
https://i.redd.it/45w6wh6zkmyg1.gif
The last one is cute. Although, it kind of looks like the alligator ate her
Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it’s the perfect killing machine: a half ton of cold-blooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we’re surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows waiting for the night…
https://preview.redd.it/zwj00ckalmyg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b716f0571bbca0c9cbcf8bed51feaadaa3378261
This just makes me think of that Lake Placid movie.
Big Al slop
That gator gonna kill that girl someday
Different breed right there!
Big Al playing the long game
That chicks got some guns
People somehow still don’t understand that reptiles don’t like you. They don’t get attached to you. They tolerate you. Until they don’t.


Tinder pic

High heels.
On a muddy bank.
Directly in front of that monster.
4 years in post secondary, and we’ve learned what exactly??


“No I swear this one is different, he would never eat me!” – her, probably
This type of shit would have to be the reason my hometown is mentioned 🤦
“HEY! Up here Big Al, my eyes are up here!”
Was waiting for a bloody aftermath photo. Yikes.