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Arunia on May 1, 2026 10:28 pm I see two things. One the sugestive penis and balls on the top. Or the text at the bottom.
Maximum-Guard288 on May 1, 2026 10:35 pm Instructions for a belt? I thought they just live on my pants until one of us gave up…
RealConfirmologist on May 2, 2026 12:27 am See? That’s what we need. More manufacturers willing to add a little humor to the instructions. And whoever came up with that subtle dick-and-balls layout deserves some recognition.
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Wash? A belt?
I see two things. One the sugestive penis and balls on the top.
Or the text at the bottom.
Intentional 10/10 no notes
Instructions for a belt? I thought they just live on my pants until one of us gave up…

r/mildlypenis
See? That’s what we need. More manufacturers willing to add a little humor to the instructions.
And whoever came up with that subtle dick-and-balls layout deserves some recognition.
There’s deffo a story behind why the last few lines were needed…
Wait a minute. We’re supposed to wash our belts?
Ah, the Hector treatment