Me: Right, I have 2. I mean, I have 2. I meant to say 2!
SeiCalros on
you cant say ‘i have three’ because you wished away your ability to do that with the previous wish
also tbh the genie probably just killed you
Disco_Ninjas_ on
That means this person is always forced to speak the truth.
gellshayngel on
I wish for more genies.
PacquiaoFreeHousing on
Do this and your 1 million dollar wish are all pennies that spawn at the same time over your head.
That’s 250 metric tons, you ain’t gonna get to wish again after that.
__get__name on
Poof 💨
No left arm or leg
diyonysius on
Me: No-
Genie: Say no more!
finlandery on
Always funny/strange how people are not happy after getting 3x anything they want, but want to try to cheat at least minor god level magical entity. How about just 1 thing to yourself, 1 thing to world and 1 to gennie and hope it leaves you and your world alone and wont fuck things up.
Perfect health at 25y body as long as i want
Remove concept cancer from the world.
If you want, be free and return to your own plane of existence. (bonus wish, please dont destroy us for imprisoning you)
why’d you AI generate the screenshot instead of just… using a screenshot
DreamNotOfficial on
It’s shit and giggle until genie cut your left arm and leg off
HappiestIguana on
My personal “wish for infinite wishes” variation is
“I wish to have a personal assistant who wants to serve me and has my best interests at heart, and has as much wish-granting magical power as genie rules allow.”
FelipeCyrineu on
“I wish I was always right”
“Granted” *teleports you to the edge of the universe, so that everything is to your left*
dontbelikeyou on
Head snaps to the right and never stops turning.
Jonkinch on
Did this account get hacked or something?
WazWaz on
Genie: okay, in your universe, 3 minus 1 now equals 3… enjoy!
callmemarcel on
Three wishes?? I wish I would have known that earlier..
OutInLeftfield on
So every time you walk by someone on the road, you keep disappearing and reappearing on that person’s right. This wish gets bad when you’re in a crowd.
AJYURH on
Honestly this wish would likely make you incapable of making wrong statements, like the magic would make you say 2 no matter how hard you tried to say 3
Wishing to be always right os not wishing to make everything you say real.
It’s more like wishing to only say the truth
McDoubleDaTrouble on
Is this AI upscaled? Why is it so vivid?
AvailableAdvantage on
That means he loses his left hand and foot. Now hes always right.
Funny-Bit-4148 on
This is actually brilliant, i always used to think if there is way to beat genie without any karma blowback.
Peteman12 on
Counterpoint, the wish would compel him to speak what was true, not rearrange reality in his image.
Not_Reptoid on
The genies probably would just remove your ability to lie instead of making you god
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Me: Right, I have 2. I mean, I have 2. I meant to say 2!
you cant say ‘i have three’ because you wished away your ability to do that with the previous wish
also tbh the genie probably just killed you
That means this person is always forced to speak the truth.
I wish for more genies.
Do this and your 1 million dollar wish are all pennies that spawn at the same time over your head.
That’s 250 metric tons, you ain’t gonna get to wish again after that.
Poof 💨
No left arm or leg
Me: No-
Genie: Say no more!
Always funny/strange how people are not happy after getting 3x anything they want, but want to try to cheat at least minor god level magical entity. How about just 1 thing to yourself, 1 thing to world and 1 to gennie and hope it leaves you and your world alone and wont fuck things up.
Perfect health at 25y body as long as i want
Remove concept cancer from the world.
If you want, be free and return to your own plane of existence. (bonus wish, please dont destroy us for imprisoning you)
https://youtu.be/DsM2aCuT8NQ?si=XahhWjA3jGA8mZUV
The true loophole
This is wrong. “I wish I was always right” is not the same as “I wish whatever I say becomes what’s right”.
the genie’s face is exactly how my dog looks at me when i pretend to throw the ball.
Genie realizing he just lost the argument forever 💀
Thought this was Peter explains the joke for a second and was gonna blow a gasket
That’s the Brett Con character:
https://youtu.be/O8SQW-osBAQ?si=wyK90djFpZSGpLoh
Well, sh*t!
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why’d you AI generate the screenshot instead of just… using a screenshot
It’s shit and giggle until genie cut your left arm and leg off
My personal “wish for infinite wishes” variation is
“I wish to have a personal assistant who wants to serve me and has my best interests at heart, and has as much wish-granting magical power as genie rules allow.”
“I wish I was always right”
“Granted” *teleports you to the edge of the universe, so that everything is to your left*
Head snaps to the right and never stops turning.
Did this account get hacked or something?
Genie: okay, in your universe, 3 minus 1 now equals 3… enjoy!
Three wishes?? I wish I would have known that earlier..
So every time you walk by someone on the road, you keep disappearing and reappearing on that person’s right. This wish gets bad when you’re in a crowd.
Honestly this wish would likely make you incapable of making wrong statements, like the magic would make you say 2 no matter how hard you tried to say 3
Wishing to be always right os not wishing to make everything you say real.
It’s more like wishing to only say the truth
Is this AI upscaled? Why is it so vivid?
That means he loses his left hand and foot. Now hes always right.
This is actually brilliant, i always used to think if there is way to beat genie without any karma blowback.
Counterpoint, the wish would compel him to speak what was true, not rearrange reality in his image.
The genies probably would just remove your ability to lie instead of making you god