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MysterClark on April 30, 2026 2:19 pm I assume that the arrest wasn’t for the beatings but for not leaving enough for the rest of us. On a side note, who woulda thought that someone so used to taking on so many mean could take on … oh.
theBreG on April 30, 2026 2:29 pm If this guy were straight, there would not be any left for the rest of us
SnackleMouth on April 30, 2026 2:30 pm Try not to beat up any neo-Nazis on the way to the parking lot!
internetthought on April 30, 2026 2:32 pm FAKE! [https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545)
TheArcanist_1 on April 30, 2026 2:38 pm before that, he could say he can take 35 men, after that, he still can say he can take 35 men
itsagrungething69 on April 30, 2026 2:43 pm Practice for his next movie where we swap the words “UP” with “Off” in the headline
Bartimaerus on April 30, 2026 2:45 pm Anyone who doesnt recognize this as fake from a mile away should take a curse on media literacy…
Acceptable_Pizza5646 on April 30, 2026 2:46 pm “fake” almost like its posted on the conveniently named r/memes
professoryaffle72 on April 30, 2026 2:48 pm Bollocks! [**https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545**](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545)
slowerlearner1212 on April 30, 2026 2:59 pm When you have 3 arms to punch with, you can really kick some ass.
LooneyGoon1994 on April 30, 2026 3:00 pm My question is what part of his body did he use to beat them up.
OptimalBoysenberry10 on April 30, 2026 3:03 pm Imagine seeing your hero on the Internet and then he you see him in real life and he beats you up
Go--Birds on April 30, 2026 3:05 pm I wish it was surprising that people are stupid enough to believe shit like this, but it isn’t.
scottj65 on April 30, 2026 3:20 pm I have a suspicious feeling that Brandon Cummings isn’t his real name.
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I assume that the arrest wasn’t for the beatings but for not leaving enough for the rest of us.
On a side note, who woulda thought that someone so used to taking on so many mean could take on … oh.
This is an unexpected plot twist
Way to go, Brandon!
If this guy were straight, there would not be any left for the rest of us
So he could take Men or Women
The Nazis
Try not to beat up any neo-Nazis on the way to the parking lot!
FAKE! [https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545)
He beat them with what?
He beat their “heads”
Why was this tucked away in the romance folder?
A giver….
did he F those nazis as well? paid hit man from the back
ChadÂ
before that, he could say he can take 35 men, after that, he still can say he can take 35 men
Ig he didn’t wear cap too
Went from beating off dudes to beating up dudes
He beats off men….but he also beats off nazis!
Where meme?
Introduction was a little bit to detailed
Beating up or beating off?
“I can take 35 men at once”
r/brandnewsentence.
That was a whole roller coaster of emotions.
Based
Practice for his next movie where we swap the words “UP” with “Off” in the headline
Beating up or beating off?
Beatin’ ass in more ways than one
Anyone who doesnt recognize this as fake from a mile away should take a curse on media literacy…
“fake”
almost like its posted on the conveniently named r/memes
today in things that never happened
Bollocks!
[**https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545**](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545)
r/apostrophegore
What the fuck is this sentence?
Fake
Beating off you mean
Let’s fucken gooo Brandon!!!
When you have 3 arms to punch with, you can really kick some ass.
My question is what part of his body did he use to beat them up.
Chad does what Chad wants
Getting fisted by day and fists at night
Imagine seeing your hero on the Internet and then he you see him in real life and he beats you up
which kind of beating
I wish it was surprising that people are stupid enough to believe shit like this, but it isn’t.
Take note 34 is the limit 35 you get arrested…
Beating Off*
I have a suspicious feeling that Brandon Cummings isn’t his real name.
Lfg
An actual badass mf
What did he do wrong?