If I spent three hours cooking that and you only took a sip of juice you are grounded
UlyssesWrath on
That’s how out of touch people in Hollyweird are right now. They have no idea what people do everyday, how much it costs, or the time it takes to put this meal to table.
Fattens on
Also every kid lives in a multi million dollar mansion.
Useful-Beautiful5215 on
That fruit bowl would be coming with me and a pocket full of wings
AzerothianLorecraft on
If I see that kind of spread in the morning when I was getting ready for school my first question is “who died?” lol /s ( or I was at Grandpa’s house because he always cooked like this even when there was only one grandchild visiting there’s 11 of us so it’s not abnormal if everybody’s there.)
Cakeski on
“Ah the daily ingestion of breakfast consumables, I will enjoy it!”
JakeWalker102 on
Don’t forget the One Singular Bite of Toast
RepulsiveDoor3158 on
When i see it i always said to myself or whoever i am watching the movie with, if that was me I’d get a mouthfull ,grab one or two from each and pack it up sheesh breakky on the bus lol
Mixedbysaint on
If that was breakfast I’d be calling in sick
Thewrongthinker on
Only American movies.
ResurrectedMortician on
Meme so old it’s got a colonoscopy scheduled
phred_666 on
Fuck the bus. Somebody is driving me to school after I stuff my face.
Benjamincheck on
Looks like breakfast spread at the beach house.
PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP on
Just take it to the bus, there is enough for everyone lol
Spoiled_Eggy_3992 on
Kids this days are lucky enough if they taste a plate with one of this.
Hair-Nation-1967 on
Ikr
Susdoggodoggy on
If you cook like that now, you’re either rich or that’s your last meal
Albus_Lupus on
Ahh, the standard grandma breakfast prep.
BinchBoii on
Man I’ve been seeing this exact same joke on the internet for probably 15 years now
Suitable_Community66 on
Just shows kids have a good sense of humour
TheReverseShock on
Mom and dad are home and could easily drive them to school and if not why are they making breakfast so late? At minimum they could take it to go.
AFedoraNamed_Key on
To quote our lordess and savior Cream:
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(It’s a meme in and of itself, but really now…)
FanraGump on
Made fun of in *My Stepmother is an Alien*.
Secure-Cup-1741 on
Well yeah, they say that because they’re late for the bus
DustTheOtter on
Okay, but why is mom cooking a full course breakfast when the kid has to leave in 5 minutes?
TheLostRanger0117 on
If I make this, that means the kiddos are going into school late
StanBlaok on
Being an 80s kid…. It was basically here’s a fucking bowl of cereal then get to fucking school. Weekends tho…. There was an actual breakfast, but not school days
SpecificDate7501 on
Part of a complete balanced breakfast
Munkir on
This is part of Edward Bernays propaganda the Beech-Nut Packing Company hired him to increase sales of bacon and various other goods.
If you are not familiar with Edward Bernays I suggest you read up on him the guy is the Father of Modern Day Consumerism based on PR and Brands
Sy0nide_ on
It makes no sense that the parents would make all this then let them run to the bus. Have them eat then drive them to school!
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If I spent three hours cooking that and you only took a sip of juice you are grounded
That’s how out of touch people in Hollyweird are right now. They have no idea what people do everyday, how much it costs, or the time it takes to put this meal to table.
Also every kid lives in a multi million dollar mansion.
That fruit bowl would be coming with me and a pocket full of wings
If I see that kind of spread in the morning when I was getting ready for school my first question is “who died?” lol /s ( or I was at Grandpa’s house because he always cooked like this even when there was only one grandchild visiting there’s 11 of us so it’s not abnormal if everybody’s there.)
“Ah the daily ingestion of breakfast consumables, I will enjoy it!”
Don’t forget the One Singular Bite of Toast
When i see it i always said to myself or whoever i am watching the movie with, if that was me I’d get a mouthfull ,grab one or two from each and pack it up sheesh breakky on the bus lol
If that was breakfast I’d be calling in sick
Only American movies.
Meme so old it’s got a colonoscopy scheduled
Fuck the bus. Somebody is driving me to school after I stuff my face.
Looks like breakfast spread at the beach house.
Just take it to the bus, there is enough for everyone lol
Kids this days are lucky enough if they taste a plate with one of this.
Ikr
If you cook like that now, you’re either rich or that’s your last meal
Ahh, the standard grandma breakfast prep.
Man I’ve been seeing this exact same joke on the internet for probably 15 years now
Just shows kids have a good sense of humour
Mom and dad are home and could easily drive them to school and if not why are they making breakfast so late? At minimum they could take it to go.
To quote our lordess and savior Cream:
“Oh silly, did you not know you can disable watermarks? dont worry, i can teach you! first, tap your profile picture, then go to settings, scroll down until you see “Saved Image Attribution”. And finally, disable it and bam! no more reddit watermarks!”
(It’s a meme in and of itself, but really now…)
Made fun of in *My Stepmother is an Alien*.
Well yeah, they say that because they’re late for the bus
Okay, but why is mom cooking a full course breakfast when the kid has to leave in 5 minutes?
If I make this, that means the kiddos are going into school late
Being an 80s kid…. It was basically here’s a fucking bowl of cereal then get to fucking school. Weekends tho…. There was an actual breakfast, but not school days
Part of a complete balanced breakfast
This is part of Edward Bernays propaganda the Beech-Nut Packing Company hired him to increase sales of bacon and various other goods.
If you are not familiar with Edward Bernays I suggest you read up on him the guy is the Father of Modern Day Consumerism based on PR and Brands
It makes no sense that the parents would make all this then let them run to the bus. Have them eat then drive them to school!
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I’d send him straight to Scared Straight.