Send him to save humanity.. Leave him there..!
by NakniD
Send him to save humanity.. Leave him there..!
by NakniD
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Trump is neither of those things lol
He’d have a stroke putting on the space suit.
Surely his buddy Jeff Amazon can set him up with a ride on his billionaire ~~mid-life crisis~~ rocket.
Superman.
He can set the record for log distance space flight anytime he wants IMO. What’s the worst that could happen?
He already has the “just go in your suit” part down.
Except for the bone spurs thing. /s
Let’s do it! Put his ass in the simulator and make him puke.
He’d drop his helmet like a Airforce one umbrella.
Bone spurs so bad he couldn’t serve in Viet Nam, brain defects so big his college professors say he was the dumbest student they ever had. He was moved from school to school over and over again, because of his inability to get along with others or to follow the rules. Loud, attention-seeking, megalomaniacal. Unreliable. Disloyal. Selfish. Greedy. A repeat felon and sexual assaulter, cheater and liar. Can never admit he’s wrong and doesn’t know the meaning of the words “stop”, “enough” and “no”.
But, sure. He’d make a really great astronaut, trapped in a small tin can with much smarter and stronger people, who would have smothered him or shot him out into space without a helmet the first minute they could.
Mars needs a king
I cannot fathom how much effort it must have taken those astronauts to maintain their professionalism. Must have approached and out of body experience having to kiss his ass for the sake of NASA funding (which is already being decimated).
Tell him that all the cool Billionaires are going to space and that people will think he is weak.
Tell him that Shatner went to space despite being both ancient and Canadian, so he has no excuse.
Make him go in Boeing’s capsule to show patriotism. Let him pick the best of his administration as crew to come along.
Bon Voyage!
Well actually, the entry the Astronaut program has physical requirements more stringent than the military – so any bone-spur that kept him from serving in Vietnam era are more than disqualifying for space service.
[This is true](https://people.com/trump-asks-nasa-if-president-can-go-to-space-11961681) in case anyone was unsure.
Can we send him now?
Delusional orange POS
Fucking test the cunt then.
“One small step for man, one giant…ouch my bone spurs!”
What a pathetic loser. You weren’t even fit enough to go to Vietnam, right?
it’s always about him ofc. and that he could have done it (whatever thing it’s about everytime). such a kid
Cue the Homer in Space episode of The Simpsons.
He should do it; be the first man to walk on the sun.
Asstronaut Lieutenant Bone Spurs
He’s absolutely right! Send Trump to outer space!
Anybody sick of him saying how great he would have been or currently is at every single fucking thing. He’s a fucking narcissistic clown.
Schrodinger’s President, fit enough to be an astronaut, but not fit enough to be drafted.
The back of hands are literally called in makeup.
I would love to see him try, but this bitch never puts his money where his mouth is
Nobody was talking about him being in space anyway. Why do he have the need to insert himself?
He has experience shitting in a diaper, so that is a point in his favor
Sounds like he’s volunteering for the next manned space mission
He is the biggest pussy in the world first of all and second his diaper would explode in space
He’s a Mister puddin belly champion
He’s 350lbs of shit in a trash bag. Does he not have a mirror?
How about if we stick his fat ass into a space capsule and shoot him around the moon for ten days and see how well he bears it.
I loved King Charles sucker punch!
The man can literally not stop himself from making every conversation in the world about how awesome he thinks he is