Almond milk is a misleading name, it should referred to as nut juice.
brrbles on
Had to check that this wasn’t /r/art – it somehow has more nipples *and* more interesting character than the average front page submission in that sub.
No_Roll_742 on
lmao why is that almond so embarrassed about it. Like we all know what you’re doing back there little guy just own it
Unless it comes from nipples it’s not milk. It’s juice
HeaveninHeaven on
that almond has seen things. things it can’t unsee.
shotsallover on
Why not just one nipple at the very top?
MasterChiefette on
Almond milk is not milk. It should not be called milk. Â
Bedrockboy2006 on
Why are there 5…
cstmoore on
Then they churn it to make “Nudder Butter”
Inloth57 on
Every time I hear almond milk or coconut milk. Like bitch where’s the titties?
ThunderSkunky on
One time I consumed way to much almond milk. Thats when I found out there is no such thing. Its just flour and water. I got constipated for the first time in my life. It was traumatizing.
I understand the “nobody:” meme – I really really do. Tell me why it fits here though, when literally someone prompted you? đź«Ł
ImmaNotHere on
Shut up Focker.
coldbreweddude on
Nut water. There’s nothing milk related about that liquid. It’s oil and water with a small amount of ground nuts and flavoring. It’s disgusting.
Last-Royal-3976 on
5 teats?! that’s just wrong.
Timegoat on
The teat, of course. Otherwise it’s just juice.
I think about this all the time.
Wolfman2032 on
Fun drawing aside…
I don’t think OP understands the “nobody: …” meme format. It’s not usually used when repeating an entirely unoriginal joke that’s been told over and over again.
Caraes_Naur on
No. Because trees are not mammals.
Raptoot83 on
I the UK it cannot legally be labelled as ‘milk’.
Ze_Secret_Veapon on
It’s actually pretty easy to make at home. You soak the almonds in some water, run them through a blender, and then strain out the pulp with some cheesecloth.
MrElzebub on
I dislike this so much I’m downloading it to send to friends.
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creative thinking brother
oh now my brain is fucked
And what about coconut milk?
Almond milk is a misleading name, it should referred to as nut juice.
Had to check that this wasn’t /r/art – it somehow has more nipples *and* more interesting character than the average front page submission in that sub.
lmao why is that almond so embarrassed about it. Like we all know what you’re doing back there little guy just own it
“You can milk anything with nipples.”
The only logical explanation 🙂
Surely you’ve seen [the nut milker](https://youtu.be/JJCTIPWPNtw?si=bIC8Ig9oV8_IopES)
Unless it comes from nipples it’s not milk. It’s juice
that almond has seen things. things it can’t unsee.
Why not just one nipple at the very top?
Almond milk is not milk. It should not be called milk. Â
Why are there 5…
Then they churn it to make “Nudder Butter”
Every time I hear almond milk or coconut milk. Like bitch where’s the titties?
One time I consumed way to much almond milk. Thats when I found out there is no such thing. Its just flour and water. I got constipated for the first time in my life. It was traumatizing.
Nudders. Hot.
Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/Fe3FxQybi14?si=VyKcIEF4AWLBhqpF) clip from The Ranch.
I understand the “nobody:” meme – I really really do. Tell me why it fits here though, when literally someone prompted you? đź«Ł
Shut up Focker.
Nut water. There’s nothing milk related about that liquid. It’s oil and water with a small amount of ground nuts and flavoring. It’s disgusting.
5 teats?! that’s just wrong.
The teat, of course. Otherwise it’s just juice.
I think about this all the time.
Fun drawing aside…
I don’t think OP understands the “nobody: …” meme format. It’s not usually used when repeating an entirely unoriginal joke that’s been told over and over again.
No. Because trees are not mammals.
I the UK it cannot legally be labelled as ‘milk’.
It’s actually pretty easy to make at home. You soak the almonds in some water, run them through a blender, and then strain out the pulp with some cheesecloth.
I dislike this so much I’m downloading it to send to friends.
Full body squeeze 🫦