Political Humor

I’m calling the FBI on the deli that gave me my change back.

April 29, 2026

magoo309 on April 29, 2026 2:09 am

James Comey works at your deli?
magoo309 on April 29, 2026 2:12 am

Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel work at my deli. All I ever get for change is a handful of Jack Daniels bottle caps.
Middle-Armadillo-660 on April 29, 2026 2:20 am

Hate speach! Hate speach!

I’m sorry what?

Two Es?

Speche?

No way.
substituted_pinions on April 29, 2026 2:43 am

Well, if it makes the FBI feel any better I used that numerical expression and nearly got a site-wide Reddit perma-ban. Didn’t standup on appeal, but felt like fascism _light_ at the time.
RobVulpes on April 29, 2026 3:14 am

I dont understand these foreign coins, I can assume the meaning though
Mecha_Butterfree on April 29, 2026 3:15 am

Can someone explain the joke because this one has me baffled
Heavy-Scholar5655 on April 29, 2026 3:16 am

Omg. You have pennies.
RadicalShift14 on April 29, 2026 4:37 am

I mean they could have just given you $1.33 and instead you got this all this change?

That’s enough to call the feds on them by itself