I had a cat who killed a mouse, disemboweled it, and laid out the head, organs, and tail end neatly in a line on my bedroom floor. They really do give the best gifts!
a24boy on
Master. Here is the head. We shall raise it on a sword for all to see.
NoobityBoobity on
So funny story. I work as a vet tech and am often in the lab processing samples. One of our clients called concerned because their cat had a weird bowel movement and wanted us to look at it. Nice elderly couple. I took the sample back and unwrapped it and dug through it with my gloves on. It was a mouse head and intestines. Called them and told them their cat got a mouse and to watch for tapeworms. The man’s response was “Oh, well I guess (the cat) is doing a good job then!” Most chill reaction to letting someone know I pulled a decapitated mouse head out of a cats stool sample.
xxxmoanbabe on
She wanted to prove she is protector, my dog brought me a mouse in its jaws once too
ambrosialeah on
Congratulations ♥️
chupagatos4 on
I basically died when I went downstairs half asleep with the toddler and baby and out the baby down on the rug to start making breakfast and like a full minute later the toddler picks up a severed mouse head and asks “what’s this?”. Don’t know how I managed to not freak him out. Instead I slapped an insane smile on my face, said it was a yucky thing with germs that the cats dragged in and that we were going to wash hands which we then proceeded to do very thoroughly and followed it up with hypochlorous acid. The baby is in the phase where she puts everything in her mouth and by the grace of God the toddler found it first.
DryRock56 on
Had a cat growing up that would catch squirrels, eat the head, and leave the entire body laid out on our porch. We were regularly greeted by a proud kitty sitting next to a beheaded squirrel when leaving for school.
OreoMoo on
They saved you the tastiest part!
jazzhandler on
Fractional carcasses are the best! I still remember the poor thing I found one morning in the living room. Perfectly clean crime scene, victim bisected diagonally across the torso. Probably a young rabbit, but couldn’t be sure with only the back half. The cut was so neat and perfect that it had to have been a scalpel. Pretty sure I knew which cat did it, but I never could prove anything.
mrcatboy on
Everyone knows cheek meat is the best part. Consider it an honor.
MulberryExisting5007 on
I’ve gotten mouse noses a couple of times. He once left a pair of legs and an intestine laying in a perfect spiral. A foot away was a heart, underneath a bit of moss. Another time I thought he’d left me some organs, but looked close and discovered the organs had eyes — they were little mouse fetuses.
branch-is-dumb on
I used to have a cat that was a serial killer, almost daily there was some sort of gift on my front porch
Sargen- on
This post was way too literal and I wasn’t expecting it.
CrustyFlapsCleanser on
My last cat (RIP Jimmy) would just leave the ass end, I didn’t know he was Jewish or whatever until he started sharing.
wntf on
were you watching the game and having a bud?
techninja42 on
Boca Raton!
Willing-Dog6463 on
Aw
Pulse_Amp_Mod on
You should take it to a taxidermy and have it mounted
redhead_momma on
conteins on
KITH MEEEEE
EZContacts on
What did you do to deserve this high honor?
DontOvercookPasta on
My family cat used to leave the headless bodies of mice/mole/rabbits in the kitchen. I won’t say it was a good cat… but it was a cat.
Prestigious-One-4416 on
The cat may not get credit for catching a mouse if he eats it all, it’s a kind of receipt
EmergencyAnteater682 on
Our cats used to leave livers and tails of chipmunks and squirrels at the back door for us to walk out and nearly step in. They don’t like those for some reason
rymlks on
It’s a modest mouth
AwfulDjinn on
I have a really distinct memory from elementary school of walking out into the parking lot one day and seeing a severed rabbit face just lying on the ground. JUST the face, starting from just behind the eyeballs.
read_it948 on
I once woke up to hear my cat chomping on the beak of a bird
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I had a cat who killed a mouse, disemboweled it, and laid out the head, organs, and tail end neatly in a line on my bedroom floor. They really do give the best gifts!
Master. Here is the head. We shall raise it on a sword for all to see.
So funny story. I work as a vet tech and am often in the lab processing samples. One of our clients called concerned because their cat had a weird bowel movement and wanted us to look at it. Nice elderly couple. I took the sample back and unwrapped it and dug through it with my gloves on. It was a mouse head and intestines. Called them and told them their cat got a mouse and to watch for tapeworms. The man’s response was “Oh, well I guess (the cat) is doing a good job then!” Most chill reaction to letting someone know I pulled a decapitated mouse head out of a cats stool sample.
She wanted to prove she is protector, my dog brought me a mouse in its jaws once too
Congratulations ♥️
I basically died when I went downstairs half asleep with the toddler and baby and out the baby down on the rug to start making breakfast and like a full minute later the toddler picks up a severed mouse head and asks “what’s this?”. Don’t know how I managed to not freak him out. Instead I slapped an insane smile on my face, said it was a yucky thing with germs that the cats dragged in and that we were going to wash hands which we then proceeded to do very thoroughly and followed it up with hypochlorous acid. The baby is in the phase where she puts everything in her mouth and by the grace of God the toddler found it first.
Had a cat growing up that would catch squirrels, eat the head, and leave the entire body laid out on our porch. We were regularly greeted by a proud kitty sitting next to a beheaded squirrel when leaving for school.
They saved you the tastiest part!
Fractional carcasses are the best! I still remember the poor thing I found one morning in the living room. Perfectly clean crime scene, victim bisected diagonally across the torso. Probably a young rabbit, but couldn’t be sure with only the back half. The cut was so neat and perfect that it had to have been a scalpel. Pretty sure I knew which cat did it, but I never could prove anything.
Everyone knows cheek meat is the best part. Consider it an honor.
I’ve gotten mouse noses a couple of times. He once left a pair of legs and an intestine laying in a perfect spiral. A foot away was a heart, underneath a bit of moss. Another time I thought he’d left me some organs, but looked close and discovered the organs had eyes — they were little mouse fetuses.
I used to have a cat that was a serial killer, almost daily there was some sort of gift on my front porch
This post was way too literal and I wasn’t expecting it.
My last cat (RIP Jimmy) would just leave the ass end, I didn’t know he was Jewish or whatever until he started sharing.
were you watching the game and having a bud?
Boca Raton!
Aw
You should take it to a taxidermy and have it mounted
KITH MEEEEE
What did you do to deserve this high honor?
My family cat used to leave the headless bodies of mice/mole/rabbits in the kitchen. I won’t say it was a good cat… but it was a cat.
The cat may not get credit for catching a mouse if he eats it all, it’s a kind of receipt
Our cats used to leave livers and tails of chipmunks and squirrels at the back door for us to walk out and nearly step in. They don’t like those for some reason
It’s a modest mouth
I have a really distinct memory from elementary school of walking out into the parking lot one day and seeing a severed rabbit face just lying on the ground. JUST the face, starting from just behind the eyeballs.
I once woke up to hear my cat chomping on the beak of a bird
It’s a deadmau5!!
And what did you give in return?