Then they proceeded to invest faster and faster ways to throw said rocks for the next 10K years
by Im_yor_boi
Then they proceeded to invest faster and faster ways to throw said rocks for the next 10K years
by Im_yor_boi
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Hit with rock, throw rock, shoot rock, teach rock to think. Rock superiority.
And sweat glands!
My headcanon is that humanity is a race that was engineered by aliens to be bloodthirsty supersoldiers in some millenia-spanning war
Then we found a glowing rock and used it to go boom
Gauss cannons are just using electricity to throw rocks faster & further
I think you mean next 300k+ years
hairless ape hits one rock with another rock 🔥🔥🔥
Don’t forget learning how to weaponise fire
the hierarchy of power of Animal Kingdom is about to change
And when we’ll be in space, the meta will still revolve around throwing object very fast at the other dudes.
Y’all ain’t ready for this, I just fastened a rock to a stick.
Human master the art of throwing rock to the point aliens from a much advanced civilization came to ask us how to throw rock really really fast
The first geologist
– Throw rock,
– Combine rock and stick
– Make rock sharp
– Find shiny rock below, use shiny rock
– put shiny rock in stick
And it goes on until we got from a stones to a nuclear bomb
Honestly the entire history of warfare is just finding increasingly creative ways to yeet a rock at someone from further away.