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    1. Its some kind of interrogation training. OK everyone, you need to keep a straight face and not give away how you really feel about this session.

    2. What could he possibly offer in the way of “motivation” or “advice”? ANY new graduate of ANY of the Armed Services has accomplished more than him.

    3. I can NOT imagine devoting my life to defending the constitution, having my life dream to be in public service for the greater good of the country, and having fucking kid rock at a podium addressing me and my colleagues. What the fuck could he POSSIBLY be saying?

      Fuck this timeline. JFC.

    4. I mean you kind of have to admit, if all this shit was happening in another country. We’d all find it funny as fuck.

      Which is why everybody else in the world is laughing at us. 

    5. in 20-30 years… anyone making a movie of this administration is gonna be labeled a liar or melodramatic. No one gonna believe any of this shit was real

    6. WTF is the deal with kid rock? I mean it’s like he’s an advisor or something to the tRump admin. I don’t get it.

    7. What is the wild world of sports could that jackass have to say to service members that would have any value…? What’s funny is that republicans complain when a celebrity has an opinion, but are ok with this.

    8. “*Now remember, when y’all get to Iran – Bawitdaba-da-bang-da-bang-diggy-diggy-diggy!!*”.

    9. Leading-Score9547 on

      This administration is such a joke. Can’t believe you fucks have subjected the world to this, please for the love of all things holy, show up and vote in the midterms

    10. Dude’s in his 50s. Maybe we stop playing along with the Kid part. And we all saw the workout video. The Rock part ain’t a thing either.

    11. DecoherentDoc on

      Opens with “My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID RAWK!!!!” to a room of blank stares.

      But then goes on to give an insightful, data-driven analysis of the history of the region, the current war, and the geopolitical importance of the moment followed by taking questions, which he answers succinctly and accurately.

      Finally, he ends his briefing by shotgunning a six pack of Bud Light with Pete Hegseth, as per Pentagon protocol, again to a room full of blank stares.

    12. Devouring_Souls on

      Many of us didn’t vote for this shit and our opposition “leaders” are useless. Can the rest of the world get together and help us out with a regime change please? We won’t mind. Thanks in advance.

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