5000 armchair historians on their way to assert it was unquestionably for knitting gloves, despite many of them being too small for that purpose and also a lot of them found in warm areas
Duke_Frederick on
I know what that is. let me tell u.
first, you put animal skin on it and stitch it perfectly so it becomes spherical.
then you gather 22 people, where only 2 people are allowed to use their full body and the other 20 are disallowed from using their hands.
you split them in teams of 2, 11 and 11 on both sides.
the n you kick the thing, until you put it into a net which is guarded by one of the people who can use his full body.
you should also ensure that all of these 22 selected people are tremendous actors, so that they can sell it to the public that the thing they’re doing is very fun.
Et viola! you have created the greatest, most watched sport on the planet! and that is why they didn’t write what it was. Because it was actually obvious
Angelicaldoll03 on
When in doubt, just label it ‘Religious Significance’ and call it a day.
Dingo_Lad on
It’s obviously a doohickey
Nuff said
AussieBastard98 on
They probably shoved it up eachother’s arse
vampiregamingYT on
Its a fidget toy.
Apoau on
It’s obviously a plumbus
Zengjia on
weird ass looking holocron
TheRealLiviux on
Ancestor of the plumbus
Limp-History-2999 on
What is this object called so I can Google context?
ThroawayJimilyJones on
You know, maybe it was just some kind of decoration ?
Efficient-Orchid-594 on
Maybe just a toy ?
Kaikeno on
Can’t wait for archeologists in 2000 years to wonder what fucking eggs we used in our recipes
Zensation_Art_Music on
Gen 1 Plumbus
cleanbear on
Its a D20
Grzechoooo on
It’s a stitching tool for gloves that are too big and too small for you.
68whatsausername69 on
Just a cool looking vase
Nephophobic on
I can’t believe I actually need to type this out.
It’s obviously a prime chaotic resonator.
Callsign_Psycopath on
Probably a Sex Toy
Apprehensive_Cap5772 on
“Everybody knows about the great deeds of fabius randimus, so we dont need to write them down here” – every roman source ever
Wappening on
You stretch your foreskin over it.
Halcyon_156 on
My favorite theory is these were a method of demonstrating the Platonic Solids in a classroom setting such as they were at the time, in the same way a globe or rubix cube would be common in a modern classroom.
Local to me.
This one was found 2023, now on display.
ELVIS1975T on
It’s just a cool box
TruguKinneas on
I find one and touch it.
“A new hand touches the beacon.”
DAMN YOU TODD!!!
Smorstin on
It’s the communal jorkin polyhedron
Nopetynope12 on
It’s been claimed that particular object was used to knit the thumbs on gloves
_AACO on
Alien communication device of religious significance.
Stormshow on
Sea mine! Just a loada junk!
Seaguard5 on
I just wonder how many of those things are in today’s world?
But even those things have documentation.
Like, everything is recorded because everything that is made is made in factories and they have to keep notes on how they do that shit.
MikeFred5 on
My theory is that it’s actually just a souvenir that was popular at the time… or some random guy decided to make some crap and scatter it around the Mediterranean to make fun of future archaeologists.
FallAcrobatic3325 on
Its a prime chaotic resonator ofc
toasty_nuggets8 on
Wasn’t that proven to be a weaving aid (shown near identical thingamabob used to weave)
BIaze- on
It might just have been an ancient plumbus.
AymanMarzuqi on
Its a widget, duh
Adventurous-Emu-4439 on
Its obviously an item you put on a post and tie cloth too to make a tent…..
BathFullOfDucks on
Probably ritualistic
(/s)
BigBadVolk97 on
Well let me tell you kind stranger of the internet.
Oh wait a second. Someone knocked at the door. Weird, I live in the woods, to hide from the true powers that move the world. But I am a gentleman. So stay here, I shall tell you how this could change our world.
Be right back in a second.
backseatposter on
I was always a fan of the idea of “it was just some way for craftsmen to show off their skill”.
TheGalator on
Its a torture device
Don’t believe me? Shove one up your butt and then tell me again its not
JustRedditTh on
Fun fact: Archeologists really wonderd a long time about these things, until some women who knit solved it:
it literally is for knitting clothes. The wool or thread is wired around those beads and then you swirl it around like a magic cube between your fingers to weeve them together. Mostly for personal use, which is why it was most commonly found in regions that were mostly agricultural back then.
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5000 armchair historians on their way to assert it was unquestionably for knitting gloves, despite many of them being too small for that purpose and also a lot of them found in warm areas
I know what that is. let me tell u.
first, you put animal skin on it and stitch it perfectly so it becomes spherical.
then you gather 22 people, where only 2 people are allowed to use their full body and the other 20 are disallowed from using their hands.
you split them in teams of 2, 11 and 11 on both sides.
the n you kick the thing, until you put it into a net which is guarded by one of the people who can use his full body.
you should also ensure that all of these 22 selected people are tremendous actors, so that they can sell it to the public that the thing they’re doing is very fun.
Et viola! you have created the greatest, most watched sport on the planet! and that is why they didn’t write what it was. Because it was actually obvious
When in doubt, just label it ‘Religious Significance’ and call it a day.
It’s obviously a doohickey
Nuff said
They probably shoved it up eachother’s arse
Its a fidget toy.
It’s obviously a plumbus
weird ass looking holocron
Ancestor of the plumbus
What is this object called so I can Google context?
You know, maybe it was just some kind of decoration ?
Maybe just a toy ?
Can’t wait for archeologists in 2000 years to wonder what fucking eggs we used in our recipes
Gen 1 Plumbus
Its a D20
It’s a stitching tool for gloves that are too big and too small for you.
Just a cool looking vase
I can’t believe I actually need to type this out.
It’s obviously a prime chaotic resonator.
Probably a Sex Toy
“Everybody knows about the great deeds of fabius randimus, so we dont need to write them down here” – every roman source ever
You stretch your foreskin over it.
My favorite theory is these were a method of demonstrating the Platonic Solids in a classroom setting such as they were at the time, in the same way a globe or rubix cube would be common in a modern classroom.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-68935157
Local to me.
This one was found 2023, now on display.
It’s just a cool box
I find one and touch it.
“A new hand touches the beacon.”
DAMN YOU TODD!!!
It’s the communal jorkin polyhedron
It’s been claimed that particular object was used to knit the thumbs on gloves
Alien communication device of religious significance.
Sea mine! Just a loada junk!
I just wonder how many of those things are in today’s world?
But even those things have documentation.
Like, everything is recorded because everything that is made is made in factories and they have to keep notes on how they do that shit.
My theory is that it’s actually just a souvenir that was popular at the time… or some random guy decided to make some crap and scatter it around the Mediterranean to make fun of future archaeologists.
Its a prime chaotic resonator ofc
Wasn’t that proven to be a weaving aid (shown near identical thingamabob used to weave)
It might just have been an ancient plumbus.
Its a widget, duh
Its obviously an item you put on a post and tie cloth too to make a tent…..
Probably ritualistic
(/s)
Well let me tell you kind stranger of the internet.
Oh wait a second. Someone knocked at the door. Weird, I live in the woods, to hide from the true powers that move the world. But I am a gentleman. So stay here, I shall tell you how this could change our world.
Be right back in a second.
I was always a fan of the idea of “it was just some way for craftsmen to show off their skill”.
Its a torture device
Don’t believe me? Shove one up your butt and then tell me again its not
Fun fact: Archeologists really wonderd a long time about these things, until some women who knit solved it:
it literally is for knitting clothes. The wool or thread is wired around those beads and then you swirl it around like a magic cube between your fingers to weeve them together. Mostly for personal use, which is why it was most commonly found in regions that were mostly agricultural back then.