We don’t want babies voting. Trust me, I was a baby once
casey_vee on
Even babies are more intelligent than the dumb asses that made that sign
Leather_Network4743 on
There’s a reason why r/KidsAreFuckingStupid exists
herefromyoutube on
If babies could vote I’d run and wear jangling keys around my neck.
I’d win in a landslide for the baby demo
morbid333 on
I mean I suppose a baby might be more likely to believe their strawman version of abortion being “carry pregnancy for 9 months, give birth, then put the baby in a blender,” but most babies are still struggling with “put the square peg in the square hole.”
mmekare79 on
Oh, ffs.
eatsrottenflesh on
They can’t even wipe their own asses so I’m guessing they would vote republican.
Blueberry977 on
Abortion bans are not about faith. They are about boosting corporate profits
jd3marco on
Babies don’t have object permanence figured out but the still probably wouldn’t align with the Grand aol Pedophile party.
Ammortalz on
If cows could vote, we wouldn’t have hamburgers.
Individual-Base2803 on
If men could get pregnant, the pro life movement would end.
Bright-Ad-9363 on
I will register him , but i’ve had extensive conversations with my baby and he’s very pro choice
LaCroixElectrique on
Abortion doesn’t affect post-birth babies.
FilledwithTegridy on
If cows could Vote. McDoubles would end. (LPT: ask them to add Mac Sauce to a McDouble.)
DecelerationTrauma on
If babies could vote, abortion would be just fine with the GOP.
Woodbender37 on
You’d be surprised how many babies would vote for abortion rights.
Jeffy_Dommer on
If convicted bank robbers could vote, armed robbery would be legal
Hard-tat on
If idiots and racists could vote we’d have Trump, oh wait…
LargeAssumption7235 on
They do
GuiloJr on
If pollinators could vote your well kept lawn would be illegal.
Extension_Many4418 on
I worked in a prosecutor’s office. I wonder if the 6 month old baby girl whose stepfather raped her and then the mother tried to sew her vagina together before DFACS came for a child welfare check would agree.
Smiling_Cannibal on
If Republicans could think they wouldn’t be republicans
MaliciousJoy on
“If you’re parents had an abortion, you wouldn’t be alive”
“If my parents fucked on a different day, I wouldn’t be alive”
Werechupacabra on
If babies could vote, “Mama” would win the write-in vote for every single election.
pinniped90 on
If babies could vote, they definitely wouldn’t vote for the presidential candidate that rapes kids.
Any-Morning4303 on
Shouldn’t it be:
If fetuses could vote abortions would end?
Boredchinchilla21 on
If horses crapped cheeseburgers, we could solve world hunger
coltar3000 on
If babies could vote, a law would pass to hold parents accountable for irresponsible parenting and bringing children into a f$&ked up world….
KittyTheCat1991 on
They should go deeper. Ban menstruation. That egg could become baby one day.
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Well. You kinda have to be 18+ to vote so…
If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle
If cows could vote we would not have hamburgers.
We don’t want babies voting. Trust me, I was a baby once
Even babies are more intelligent than the dumb asses that made that sign
There’s a reason why r/KidsAreFuckingStupid exists
If babies could vote I’d run and wear jangling keys around my neck.
I’d win in a landslide for the baby demo
I mean I suppose a baby might be more likely to believe their strawman version of abortion being “carry pregnancy for 9 months, give birth, then put the baby in a blender,” but most babies are still struggling with “put the square peg in the square hole.”
Oh, ffs.
They can’t even wipe their own asses so I’m guessing they would vote republican.
Abortion bans are not about faith. They are about boosting corporate profits
Babies don’t have object permanence figured out but the still probably wouldn’t align with the Grand aol Pedophile party.
If cows could vote, we wouldn’t have hamburgers.
If men could get pregnant, the pro life movement would end.
I will register him , but i’ve had extensive conversations with my baby and he’s very pro choice
Abortion doesn’t affect post-birth babies.
If cows could Vote. McDoubles would end. (LPT: ask them to add Mac Sauce to a McDouble.)
If babies could vote, abortion would be just fine with the GOP.
You’d be surprised how many babies would vote for abortion rights.
If convicted bank robbers could vote, armed robbery would be legal
If idiots and racists could vote we’d have Trump, oh wait…
They do
If pollinators could vote your well kept lawn would be illegal.
I worked in a prosecutor’s office. I wonder if the 6 month old baby girl whose stepfather raped her and then the mother tried to sew her vagina together before DFACS came for a child welfare check would agree.
If Republicans could think they wouldn’t be republicans
“If you’re parents had an abortion, you wouldn’t be alive”
“If my parents fucked on a different day, I wouldn’t be alive”
If babies could vote, “Mama” would win the write-in vote for every single election.
If babies could vote, they definitely wouldn’t vote for the presidential candidate that rapes kids.
Shouldn’t it be:
If fetuses could vote abortions would end?
If horses crapped cheeseburgers, we could solve world hunger
If babies could vote, a law would pass to hold parents accountable for irresponsible parenting and bringing children into a f$&ked up world….
They should go deeper. Ban menstruation. That egg could become baby one day.
I think we have plenty of babies already voting…
Babies did vote. That’s how we got Trump.