Money is the only thing keeping him in the Justice League
RickyTickyTaavi on
The Dark Knight Rises… but the balance doesn’t
emperorsyndrome on
nah, batman has Tibetan monk training, if he runs out of money he will just use some random bullshit like mind control that only works on bankers in order to give himself the money he needs legally.(it is not a crime if you are not caught and they think that they are doing it voluntarily)
LoschVanWein on
Spiderman -> Spiderman writers
mia_films on
kryptonite who? lmao
SchwizzySchwas94 on
If you take away Batman’s money you have Dardevil with sight.
RickyTickyTaavi on
That $0.00 balance hit harder than Thanos’ snap
S0k0n0mi on
I kinda want ironman and magneto to meet at some point.
TK_Bender on
If i remember correctly, Batmans gadgets are already paid and not a monthly subscription…
RTA-No0120 on
Batman – Parents
Me – Hot hunk gay Asian men
You – Me
O_scar_y on
People seem to forget batman is also a highly trained assassin that often performed above his peers whilst in training.
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you -> Goth Girl
Batman is a victim of scam
Iron deficiency man doesn’t have such weaknesses
Absolute Batman enters the chat
I had to laugh really hard on this 😀
Thats not Batman’s weakness anymore.
Money is the only thing keeping him in the Justice League
The Dark Knight Rises… but the balance doesn’t
nah, batman has Tibetan monk training, if he runs out of money he will just use some random bullshit like mind control that only works on bankers in order to give himself the money he needs legally.(it is not a crime if you are not caught and they think that they are doing it voluntarily)
Spiderman -> Spiderman writers
kryptonite who? lmao
If you take away Batman’s money you have Dardevil with sight.
That $0.00 balance hit harder than Thanos’ snap
I kinda want ironman and magneto to meet at some point.
If i remember correctly, Batmans gadgets are already paid and not a monthly subscription…
Batman – Parents
Me – Hot hunk gay Asian men
You – Me
People seem to forget batman is also a highly trained assassin that often performed above his peers whilst in training.
Batarang!
Batmobile!
Batruptcy!
Vision lmao.
Clearly you are unfamiliar with absolute batman
Boy’s weakness= GIRLSÂ
Men weakness= MONEYÂ