Ozzel on April 26, 2026 12:32 pm Yeah, because there’s somebody in the front row with their phone out.
Smelly_Old_Man on April 26, 2026 12:35 pm Finally, a worthy opponent! 
darthy_parker on April 26, 2026 12:40 pm Edit: do not get ~~front row~~ tickets… Why? If you’re a fan, it skips a lot of important stuff. If you’re not a fan, it skips a lot of important stuff.
asshat123 on April 26, 2026 12:47 pm He looks like he’s about to teach me how to jerk chicken 
AZDarkknight on April 26, 2026 12:51 pm I dont know anyone who ever gets front row movie tickets period.
NoSlicez on April 26, 2026 12:55 pm Wonder if they mention the part where he paid off the parents of the kids Micheal Jackson raped?
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Wouldn’t a better PSA be: do NOT go see the Michael movie?
Yeah, because there’s somebody in the front row with their phone out.
Finally, a worthy opponent!
Mike “The Rock” Jackson.
Edit: do not get ~~front row~~ tickets…
Why?
If you’re a fan, it skips a lot of important stuff.
If you’re not a fan, it skips a lot of important stuff.
Kinda looks like Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit.
He looks like he’s about to teach me how to jerk chicken
I dont know anyone who ever gets front row movie tickets period.
Giggity-hee hee!
Lord Farquaad
Shamone
Jichael Mackson
Wonder if they mention the part where he paid off the parents of the kids Micheal Jackson raped?
Do not get tickets to the Michael movie, fixed it for you
Lord Farquaad’s film career is off to a rocky start.
Michael Chadson
Jacksonmaxxing
Michael “Chad” Jackson
You are not worthy of my potions
Also do not get front row seats to any movie
