god forbid to write a letter to the biggest love of your life when you know you might not come back since you are in a massive war against hand full of major continental powers
LeadershipLoud3247 on
This is pornier than porn itself
JohnnyElRed on
Honestly, that’s probably the most normal private love letter I have seen.
nWo1997 on
Yeah, it’s almost like it was a private letter to his wife or something.
Look, I get giggles at knowing that Napoleon penned steamy letters that mentioned how much he loved Josephine’s nether smell. I think it’s a bit funny. But he kinda made that letter for her eyes only, not for the rest of the world to see 300 years later. I’m not going to clown on someone for being kinky and down bad for his own wife. This is literally stuff he did and said and wrote in privacy.
Bad_Idea_Hat on
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Dominarion on
In a world where the average dude send fish and dick picks to the object of his affection, I think this isn’t nefarious at all. It’s several steps above what the average derp does nowadays.
Argh3483 on
*Average puritan when a man loves his wife*
Blade_Shot24 on
Even as a Napo critic, it’s a letter to their loved one… Come on
OkSquash5254 on
What a simp.
V10L3- on
A private love letter to his legitimate wife? How scandalous!
conscientiousrevolt on
Diabolical š
NovoMyJogo on
Hey, everyone! This guy loves his wife! Absolutely NEFARIOUS, wouldn’t you say??
Malvastor on
OP wishes he could a fraction of this literary rizz… or a girl to use it on.
augustfolk on
If you think this is bad, donāt ever read Joyceās love letters.
MeowMita on
Need me a freak like that tbh
pantsopticon88 on
Fella’s is it emasculating to profess your love for your wife and how much you like going down on her?Ā
Better_than_GOT_S8 on
PS. Send nudes.
winged_owl on
What’s wrong with this letter exactly?
Koleman01 on
āNefarious workā my guy. He wrote his wife about how he missed, loved, and lusted for her. Meanwhile guys are now paying girls $100 a month to watch someone else fuck her on the internet
Lastsynphony on
Awww I just think is adorable how much he loved his Josephine, is so strange nowdays (very sadly) to find expressions of such love.
Necessary-Bus-3142 on
Absolutely lovely Iād say
Ferrius_Nillan on
This is more eloquent that what i was writing to my first love, dayum. Gotta step up my game
Bandit1189 on
Leave Boney be, going through 23 years of war would do that to a mfker
cogfee_without_sugar on
Compared with the other freaky stuff existing out there, this is considered sweet and romantic.
Darkkujo on
Oh there’s much worse out there. Like one love poem I read imagined a flea sucking his blood and then his would be lover’s, commingling their blood. And all I could think of is ‘your beloved has fleas!’ I guess that wasn’t such a deal breaker a few centuries ago.
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Just say it! You’re jealous of the guy..
All I see is a romantic!
god forbid to write a letter to the biggest love of your life when you know you might not come back since you are in a massive war against hand full of major continental powers
This is pornier than porn itself
Honestly, that’s probably the most normal private love letter I have seen.
Yeah, it’s almost like it was a private letter to his wife or something.
Look, I get giggles at knowing that Napoleon penned steamy letters that mentioned how much he loved Josephine’s nether smell. I think it’s a bit funny. But he kinda made that letter for her eyes only, not for the rest of the world to see 300 years later. I’m not going to clown on someone for being kinky and down bad for his own wife. This is literally stuff he did and said and wrote in privacy.
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.
In a world where the average dude send fish and dick picks to the object of his affection, I think this isn’t nefarious at all. It’s several steps above what the average derp does nowadays.
*Average puritan when a man loves his wife*
Even as a Napo critic, it’s a letter to their loved one… Come on
What a simp.
A private love letter to his legitimate wife? How scandalous!
Diabolical š
Hey, everyone! This guy loves his wife! Absolutely NEFARIOUS, wouldn’t you say??
OP wishes he could a fraction of this literary rizz… or a girl to use it on.
If you think this is bad, donāt ever read Joyceās love letters.
Need me a freak like that tbh
Fella’s is it emasculating to profess your love for your wife and how much you like going down on her?Ā
PS. Send nudes.
What’s wrong with this letter exactly?
āNefarious workā my guy. He wrote his wife about how he missed, loved, and lusted for her. Meanwhile guys are now paying girls $100 a month to watch someone else fuck her on the internet
Awww I just think is adorable how much he loved his Josephine, is so strange nowdays (very sadly) to find expressions of such love.
Absolutely lovely Iād say
This is more eloquent that what i was writing to my first love, dayum. Gotta step up my game
Leave Boney be, going through 23 years of war would do that to a mfker
Compared with the other freaky stuff existing out there, this is considered sweet and romantic.
Oh there’s much worse out there. Like one love poem I read imagined a flea sucking his blood and then his would be lover’s, commingling their blood. And all I could think of is ‘your beloved has fleas!’ I guess that wasn’t such a deal breaker a few centuries ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flea_(poem)