Finally, a restaurant where if you like the food too much, it gets canceled after one bite .
ChrisJohanson on
All the menu prices are in monthly subscription dollars
LeatherSlight3242 on
Also…
Customer: Do you have b-?
Waiter: Burgers?
Customer: Beef-
Waiter: Beef and broccoli?
Customer: Beef w-
Waiter: Beef wellington?
Customer: Yes!
Waiter: No, we don’t have it, Sir.
navagon on
Opening week is all delicious gormet food and low prices.
Second week’s menu is replaced entirely by McDonald’s knock offs and higher prices than you’d pay at the arches. Plus the waitress constantly interrupts you to tell you about new products and services.
Third week I don’t know about. Didn’t go back.
Tomavogic on
That’s just Netflix hehe
CharminggBabe4 on
You like it? Great, that was the limited release. Now it’s gone forever.
White-C43-AMG on
“Are you still watching?”
(Banging on the table)
OrneryZombie1983 on
“Your meal has had a ‘price update’.”
Return_ofthe_MacYeah on
“Your bill went up by $5”
CONF1D3NT1AL on
After these commercials you’ll be able to view the menu
Lue_eye on
“Sorry to interrupt your meal, but you need to watch this ad in order to have access to the rest of the meal”
DonkeyNitemare on
Taco Bell does this regularly. No surprise if it happened
National_Product_224 on
I will never forgive em for discontinuing Kotaro lives alone & Hoops
ava_waifu on
i bet you have to pay an extra $5 if you want to share your fries with anyone who doesn’t live in your house lol
LaGiacca on
“Your food will be coming today”
“Today when?”
“Today. And in batches, fuck you”.
CRK_76 on
They will probably charge extra to remove ads.
Brooding_Puffs on
Would you like to pay extra for no ads?
VelvettVixennMariaa on
You have to pay an extra $5 a month if you want to eat in 4K resolution.
Hardtail67 on
Is the food going to be overpriced and mediocre?
You know, kind of like their streaming service.
ProperMod on
And raises the price mid-meal.
Aioi on
*spends 15 minutes going though thousands of menu items*
“Fuck, I’m outta here”
MAGICIAN_OG on
So true so many of my fav shows got removed. I dont understand why they do that
mrithinkimcool on
Are you still eating?
“Yes” “No”
TheFrenchmansCumsock on
Be sure to tell others about the restaurant, we’ll only charge you $7.99 if they show up.
guntheroac on
Adds every 5 minutes if you don’t pay $20 each extra.
Turbulent-Jaguar-909 on
there will be unskippable ads between bites
Aggravating_Sea_8081 on
If you’re in the restaurant for too long… “sir are you still eating?”
MastaKink on
Sit for two hours looking at food. Leave without eating ☹️
BuyMyBeans on
Should’ve just been a chilli joint so they can call it “Netflix and Chilli”.
TheBestZackEver on
Server comes by every 5 minutes with “Are you still eating?”
Talk-O-Boy on
Every 5 min the waiter comes over to your table,
“Are you still eating?”
Pinku_Dva on
You’re going to be enjoying your overpriced burgers and the waiter is going to interrupt you to ask if you’re “still eating” and will take away your meal if to don’t respond. Also, you got to pay a subscription fee for them to release your meal in tiny bites over time and it’s 12 dollars per bite.
devil0o on
The menu is larger then Cheesecake Factory but you only get one seasoning and then its cancelled.
jaynor88 on
removes your plate from the table so you don’t get to finish the meal
Meauxterbeauxt on
“Waiter, why does my menu only show pizzas when I see you also serve burgers and chicken?”
“Well, sir, you ordered pizza last time you were here, so we assumed that’s the only thing you liked and tailored your experience accordingly.”
“But what if I want to try something different?”
“Ah, then you see the ‘other food you might like’ section with seafood pizza, chicken Alfredo pizza, and buffalo wing pizza. And don’t forget the dessert pizza when you’re done.”
Ok_Gas_7455 on
Are you still eating?
african_or_european on
They don’t just remove it from the menu, they take your half-eaten meal and food-laden fork straight out of your hands.
Spookyscythe99 on
Are you still eating?
Yeah just not the food
blackstafflo on
“In retrospect, calling it the ‘Netflix & chill club’ was definitelly not a good idea, half our client thought that it was a swingers club …”
Minnow991 on
Great repost from Covid. Karma asshole.
Dauerbrenner96 on
Are you still eating?!
Used_Chocolate6550 on
Are you still eating?
ChiefBlox4000 on
*Mr Krabs unwatch a customer gif*
RamSteur on
Are you still eating ?
polarzombies on
Literally Taco Bell
OkMeasurement2173 on
They seem to be confused. People don’t like Netflix, we like the shows on Netflix.
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Still haven’t forgiven them for 1899.
Are you still eating
someone daughter:
Finally, a restaurant where if you like the food too much, it gets canceled after one bite .
All the menu prices are in monthly subscription dollars
Also…
Customer: Do you have b-?
Waiter: Burgers?
Customer: Beef-
Waiter: Beef and broccoli?
Customer: Beef w-
Waiter: Beef wellington?
Customer: Yes!
Waiter: No, we don’t have it, Sir.
Opening week is all delicious gormet food and low prices.
Second week’s menu is replaced entirely by McDonald’s knock offs and higher prices than you’d pay at the arches. Plus the waitress constantly interrupts you to tell you about new products and services.
Third week I don’t know about. Didn’t go back.
That’s just Netflix hehe
You like it? Great, that was the limited release. Now it’s gone forever.
“Are you still watching?”
(Banging on the table)
“Your meal has had a ‘price update’.”
“Your bill went up by $5”
After these commercials you’ll be able to view the menu
“Sorry to interrupt your meal, but you need to watch this ad in order to have access to the rest of the meal”
Taco Bell does this regularly. No surprise if it happened
I will never forgive em for discontinuing Kotaro lives alone & Hoops
i bet you have to pay an extra $5 if you want to share your fries with anyone who doesn’t live in your house lol
“Your food will be coming today”
“Today when?”
“Today. And in batches, fuck you”.
They will probably charge extra to remove ads.
Would you like to pay extra for no ads?
You have to pay an extra $5 a month if you want to eat in 4K resolution.
Is the food going to be overpriced and mediocre?
You know, kind of like their streaming service.
And raises the price mid-meal.
*spends 15 minutes going though thousands of menu items*
“Fuck, I’m outta here”
So true so many of my fav shows got removed. I dont understand why they do that
Are you still eating?
“Yes” “No”
Be sure to tell others about the restaurant, we’ll only charge you $7.99 if they show up.
Adds every 5 minutes if you don’t pay $20 each extra.
there will be unskippable ads between bites
If you’re in the restaurant for too long… “sir are you still eating?”
Sit for two hours looking at food. Leave without eating ☹️
Should’ve just been a chilli joint so they can call it “Netflix and Chilli”.
Server comes by every 5 minutes with “Are you still eating?”
Every 5 min the waiter comes over to your table,
“Are you still eating?”
You’re going to be enjoying your overpriced burgers and the waiter is going to interrupt you to ask if you’re “still eating” and will take away your meal if to don’t respond. Also, you got to pay a subscription fee for them to release your meal in tiny bites over time and it’s 12 dollars per bite.
The menu is larger then Cheesecake Factory but you only get one seasoning and then its cancelled.
removes your plate from the table so you don’t get to finish the meal
“Waiter, why does my menu only show pizzas when I see you also serve burgers and chicken?”
“Well, sir, you ordered pizza last time you were here, so we assumed that’s the only thing you liked and tailored your experience accordingly.”
“But what if I want to try something different?”
“Ah, then you see the ‘other food you might like’ section with seafood pizza, chicken Alfredo pizza, and buffalo wing pizza. And don’t forget the dessert pizza when you’re done.”
Are you still eating?
They don’t just remove it from the menu, they take your half-eaten meal and food-laden fork straight out of your hands.
Are you still eating?
Yeah just not the food
“In retrospect, calling it the ‘Netflix & chill club’ was definitelly not a good idea, half our client thought that it was a swingers club …”
Great repost from Covid. Karma asshole.
Are you still eating?!
Are you still eating?
*Mr Krabs unwatch a customer gif*
Are you still eating ?
Literally Taco Bell
They seem to be confused. People don’t like Netflix, we like the shows on Netflix.