The Netflix Experience

    by yellowpoltergeist

    48 Comments

    1. Key_Hearing5146 on

      Finally, a restaurant where if you like the food too much, it gets canceled after one bite .

    2. LeatherSlight3242 on

      Also…

      Customer: Do you have b-?

      Waiter: Burgers?

      Customer: Beef-

      Waiter: Beef and broccoli?

      Customer: Beef w-

      Waiter: Beef wellington?

      Customer: Yes!

      Waiter: No, we don’t have it, Sir.

    3. Opening week is all delicious gormet food and low prices.

      Second week’s menu is replaced entirely by McDonald’s knock offs and higher prices than you’d pay at the arches. Plus the waitress constantly interrupts you to tell you about new products and services.

      Third week I don’t know about. Didn’t go back.

    4. “Sorry to interrupt your meal, but you need to watch this ad in order to have access to the rest of the meal”

    5. i bet you have to pay an extra $5 if you want to share your fries with anyone who doesn’t live in your house lol

    6. “Your food will be coming today”
      “Today when?”
      “Today. And in batches, fuck you”.

    7. VelvettVixennMariaa on

      You have to pay an extra $5 a month if you want to eat in 4K resolution.

    8. Is the food going to be overpriced and mediocre?

      You know, kind of like their streaming service.

    9. TheFrenchmansCumsock on

      Be sure to tell others about the restaurant, we’ll only charge you $7.99 if they show up.

    10. Aggravating_Sea_8081 on

      If you’re in the restaurant for too long… “sir are you still eating?”

    11. Should’ve just been a chilli joint so they can call it “Netflix and Chilli”.

    12. You’re going to be enjoying your overpriced burgers and the waiter is going to interrupt you to ask if you’re “still eating” and will take away your meal if to don’t respond. Also, you got to pay a subscription fee for them to release your meal in tiny bites over time and it’s 12 dollars per bite.

    13. The menu is larger then Cheesecake Factory but you only get one seasoning and then its cancelled.

    14. Meauxterbeauxt on

      “Waiter, why does my menu only show pizzas when I see you also serve burgers and chicken?”

      “Well, sir, you ordered pizza last time you were here, so we assumed that’s the only thing you liked and tailored your experience accordingly.”

      “But what if I want to try something different?”

      “Ah, then you see the ‘other food you might like’ section with seafood pizza, chicken Alfredo pizza, and buffalo wing pizza. And don’t forget the dessert pizza when you’re done.”

    15. african_or_european on

      They don’t just remove it from the menu, they take your half-eaten meal and food-laden fork straight out of your hands.

    16. blackstafflo on

      “In retrospect, calling it the ‘Netflix & chill club’ was definitelly not a good idea, half our client thought that it was a swingers club …”

    17. OkMeasurement2173 on

      They seem to be confused. People don’t like Netflix, we like the shows on Netflix.

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