Chat, he isn’t just cooked—he’s being served with a side of medical history
IAmNot-Finished on
When you’re finally going to be famous, but there’s a catch
OpiumCocaine on
‘*myname*’ disease.
SayIttNicely on
Me and my girlfriend are arguing about this and she doesn’t understand the joke or im stupid. The joke means the patient got a disease that no one has had yet therefore the patient gets to name it, right?
Sonicfan19198282 on
Cokinurpants disease
Alternative_Pancake on
If that happens to any of yall you better call it exploding genital disease to give anyone after you a mighty scare
Odd_Breakfast_5839 on
Patient be like “Is i am lucky or unlucky. I will name a disease.”
Pristine-Shallot4693 on
Finally, healthcare that respects my individuality.
Horror_Assistance319 on
That’s not a diagnosis, that’s character creation
Sinhubco on
chat, he isn’t just cooked – he is the cook
Sinhubco on
chat he isn’t just cooked- he became the cook
ReApEr01807 on
I legit know someone that has a congenital heart defect in their family, and they’re trying to determine if it’s a form of a known defect, or their own thing. Doctor’s usually get the naming rights, but they’re at least trying to get a hyphenated name (“Doctor-Patient Syndrome”)
Brooding_Puffs on
A real doctor would have said, “Shall we name it after you or me?”
read-it-on-reddit on
Ligma
West_Emotion2115 on
WHAT?!
Fancy-Context8560 on
That awkward silence says everything
Borderlinecuttlefish on
Meaciscaxy I spose…
1h30n3003 on
“best dick disease” for the sake of my Wikipedia page
catplayermeow on
Just making stuff up out of thin air. Hilarious.
DueHighway8915 on
I’d name the disease Dingily Dongly Dong Dong.
Dr_DoesNothing on
Ah patient zero. Well at least it’s not gonna be boring for a while for you.
hornyhayescarol on
Nah, your white blood cells are cooked
ux3l on
Your name stays, but nobody (except friends, family etc.) will remember you as person
SnooWalruses7112 on
Lol, like it’s not going to be named after the doctor (which is annoying af to remember)
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Bro unlocked premium diagnosis.
Chat, he isn’t just cooked—he’s being served with a side of medical history
When you’re finally going to be famous, but there’s a catch
‘*myname*’ disease.
Me and my girlfriend are arguing about this and she doesn’t understand the joke or im stupid. The joke means the patient got a disease that no one has had yet therefore the patient gets to name it, right?
Cokinurpants disease
If that happens to any of yall you better call it exploding genital disease to give anyone after you a mighty scare
Patient be like “Is i am lucky or unlucky. I will name a disease.”
Finally, healthcare that respects my individuality.
That’s not a diagnosis, that’s character creation
chat, he isn’t just cooked – he is the cook
chat he isn’t just cooked- he became the cook
I legit know someone that has a congenital heart defect in their family, and they’re trying to determine if it’s a form of a known defect, or their own thing. Doctor’s usually get the naming rights, but they’re at least trying to get a hyphenated name (“Doctor-Patient Syndrome”)
A real doctor would have said, “Shall we name it after you or me?”
Ligma
WHAT?!
That awkward silence says everything
Meaciscaxy I spose…
“best dick disease” for the sake of my Wikipedia page
Just making stuff up out of thin air. Hilarious.
I’d name the disease Dingily Dongly Dong Dong.
Ah patient zero. Well at least it’s not gonna be boring for a while for you.
Nah, your white blood cells are cooked
Your name stays, but nobody (except friends, family etc.) will remember you as person
Lol, like it’s not going to be named after the doctor (which is annoying af to remember)
doctor’s got a sense of humor