Me grabbing a random set of keys to go to the nicest strip club in the town:

Saiga12goburr on
Not even a lil box
2weirdx on
Can’t even afford a few hooks and wood. Dang.
TacoMastorius on
Easy access…For whom??
tiga_94 on
1 dumbass away from a disaster
Raider_Scum on
I once drove half a block in someone else’s car – same exact model and color.
I drove it back to the Valet, who clearly thought he was about to lose his job. I laughed it off.
But it makes me wonder how often that happens…….
CHIDENCHI on
Can anyone spot the priciest car by fob alone?
yamanagashi on
Yeah I think that’s what you call a mixer… if you know what I mean 😉
Wahwahwag on
I am stressed.
SpawnofATStill on
Somebody forgot to bring the podium. 🤦♂️
gorginhanson on
You’re looking for mildlyinfurating, OP
theZoid42 on
Gone in 60 Seconds just needed to be based in your town and it would have been easy
birdlegs000 on
Some of those fobs have house keys attached. I would never.
kingofwale on
Just a fancy swinger’s party…
Boozy_Cat_ on
I thought this was avant garde hostile architecture at first.
tiradium on
Beef season 2 inspired
iamstephen1128 on
They have to find their own keys like some sort of poor???

Elected_Dictator on

MrZaptile933 on
It’s interesting what happens when there is a high trust environment.
robilco on
Never understood the concept of a valet. Don’t want anyone else driving or parking my car… let alone keeping the keys.
bureaucratic-bear on
this is what a high-trust society looks like, btw
NUMBerONEisFIRST on
I’ll take the best looking keychain, and I’ll find the car by sound.
LLAVZZ on
Hey, Oak Hill!
sharmander15 on
Am too poor to understand!
karlywarly73 on
As a European I’ve never understood valet parking. I lived in the US and my sister and brother in law worked in fancy golf and country clubs with valet parking in the US. You pull up to the country club in in that open air shed with nice wooden joists. Give your keys to the lad and then go in for cocktails and La Di Da with the other golf twats. Then when the event is over and everyone leaves at the same time you have to wait in line for a kid to run to your car and drive it back to you. But I can see my car! it’s over there! Instead I have to wait for ages and tip the kid something insane like $20 for 10 minutes work. This is Victorian era bullshit. There are plenty of billionaires in Europe and even they have to park their own cars most of the time.
Rad_McTad on
How does the least nice country club in your town handle it?!?
philodendrin on
Thats either the cheapest way to do that or the most expensive.
NuclearPorkchop on
Key Fobs? More like Free Fobs.
impy695 on
I’m very close to the owner of a country club. A lot of them are owned by nepo babies who have no knowledgr of how to run a golf course or fine dining restaurant or wedding venue.
jcwd10569 on
That’s a lot of cadillacs
Pinkman505 on
Wow they must be loaded just to be giving out FREE cars like that!
KenTitan on
plot twist the country club is all a swingers club and it’s the fishbowl
Puzzled_Radio on
It’s like a “pick a ride” buffet.
PublicMenace95 on
Maybe try the second nicest country club…
BulkyOrder9 on
C’untry Club!
Oddish_Femboy on
I’m about to get someone so fired and become several cars richer.
Tough_Arm_2454 on
I arrive in a Pinto but leave in a Corniche.
ChrisShapedObject on
r/mildlyinfuriating ———->
Grouchy_Version8056 on
Country clubs are a scam.
PaveHammer on
Evidence of a high trust society. Weird.
TiresOnFire on
Is this how the country club is handing it
Or the volunteers working at a charity event are handling it? There’s a slight difference.
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Time for a test drive!
Me grabbing a random set of keys to go to the nicest strip club in the town:

Not even a lil box
Can’t even afford a few hooks and wood. Dang.
Easy access…For whom??
1 dumbass away from a disaster
I once drove half a block in someone else’s car – same exact model and color.
I drove it back to the Valet, who clearly thought he was about to lose his job. I laughed it off.
But it makes me wonder how often that happens…….
Can anyone spot the priciest car by fob alone?
Yeah I think that’s what you call a mixer… if you know what I mean 😉
I am stressed.
Somebody forgot to bring the podium. 🤦♂️
You’re looking for mildlyinfurating, OP
Gone in 60 Seconds just needed to be based in your town and it would have been easy
Some of those fobs have house keys attached. I would never.
Just a fancy swinger’s party…
I thought this was avant garde hostile architecture at first.
Beef season 2 inspired
They have to find their own keys like some sort of poor???


It’s interesting what happens when there is a high trust environment.
Never understood the concept of a valet. Don’t want anyone else driving or parking my car… let alone keeping the keys.
this is what a high-trust society looks like, btw
I’ll take the best looking keychain, and I’ll find the car by sound.
Hey, Oak Hill!
Am too poor to understand!
As a European I’ve never understood valet parking. I lived in the US and my sister and brother in law worked in fancy golf and country clubs with valet parking in the US. You pull up to the country club in in that open air shed with nice wooden joists. Give your keys to the lad and then go in for cocktails and La Di Da with the other golf twats. Then when the event is over and everyone leaves at the same time you have to wait in line for a kid to run to your car and drive it back to you. But I can see my car! it’s over there! Instead I have to wait for ages and tip the kid something insane like $20 for 10 minutes work. This is Victorian era bullshit. There are plenty of billionaires in Europe and even they have to park their own cars most of the time.
How does the least nice country club in your town handle it?!?
Thats either the cheapest way to do that or the most expensive.
Key Fobs? More like Free Fobs.
I’m very close to the owner of a country club. A lot of them are owned by nepo babies who have no knowledgr of how to run a golf course or fine dining restaurant or wedding venue.
That’s a lot of cadillacs
Wow they must be loaded just to be giving out FREE cars like that!
plot twist the country club is all a swingers club and it’s the fishbowl
It’s like a “pick a ride” buffet.
Maybe try the second nicest country club…
C’untry Club!
I’m about to get someone so fired and become several cars richer.
I arrive in a Pinto but leave in a Corniche.
r/mildlyinfuriating ———->
Country clubs are a scam.
Evidence of a high trust society. Weird.
Is this how the country club is handing it
Or the volunteers working at a charity event are handling it? There’s a slight difference.