THAT IS NOT HOW MATH AND PERCENTAGES WORK YOU BRAINDEAD DONKEY

    by Hornpipe_Jones

    43 Comments

    1. just-an-odd-duck on

      I think using utterly contemptible and stupid people is the point. Not Trump’s plan because he’s stupid too but somebody’s plan. They want people to get to the point where nothing surprises them anymore because it makes it easier and easier to do whatever the hell they want. For an example just look at “gestures wildly at everything”

    2. Bartelbythescrivener on

      Choice : 1 million dollars or a dinner with a Wharton graduate who explains percentages to you

    3. LMAO these people are proof you absolutely do not need to be smart to be President or any other cabinet pick Trump made.

    4. These are the same idiots who think that when a store does a 100% mark-up and then a 50% off sale, they’re saving money.

    5. scrffynrfhrdr on

      How the hell are we letting them get away with fake math.

      Just ask them “What is 100% of 600?” and then “If 600 was decreased by 100%, how much would that be?”.

    6. How about you give me 100% off my current taxes, then I’ll give you 500% more on my new taxes! Sounds like a great deal to me!

    7. We all knew this administration was gonna fliddle while Rome burned, but I didn’t realize they’d play such a shitty tune.

    8. Substantial-Donut360 on

      That kind of math would bankrupt a casino and that is mathematically impossible

    9. The fact that he passed at the lowest of his class but did in fact pass business school without being able to do basic math makes me wonder if we should reassess Wharton’s accreditation

    10. it actually would be so funny if it isnt so sad

      but an entire party of american politics is so afraid to anger a petulant child that theyve now turned their backs on the pope, making up new math, etc. it really is pathetic

    11. For fuck’s sake. Can we please have people who have studied and trained for the most important jobs in the world to actually do those jobs? I hate that the stupid white trash have representation in our government.

    12. Well you see after the success of alternative facts, they’re on to alternative math

    13. not_productive1 on

      I refuse to do this. I refuse to let him redefine how math works. That is some cult shit.

    14. The guys in high school who complained about having to learn “useless math” fully support Trump.

    15. sweetcherrytea on

      I’m a product of the State of Georgia public school system and even I know that math is wrong

    16. Always reminded by the Comedy Central show “strangers with candy”

      I used to be a zero, now I’m 100 times that!

    17. Opposite_of_a_Cynic on

      They want you arguing about percentages to keep you from pointing out that literally nothing has gotten cheaper. Everything is just more expensive. 

    18. I’ll tell you who doesn’t have a certificate absolving him of having donkey brains: this Donald Trump fellow.

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