G-guys…?

    by YourLocalMoroccan

    46 Comments

    1. Maester_Ryben on

      Poland: *panicked screaming*

      Germany: Wait… this was your idea

      Poland: Sorry, force of habit

    2. Regular_Strategy_501 on

      If things go to shit, remember: You asked us to do it Poland, France, UK, US!

    3. Don’t worry, everyone. By 2035 Germany will realise they’re only 10% of the way to their original target and change their “mandatory” requirements to “voluntary” because they’re hesitant to introduce policies that could be “harming the economy”, then by 2037 push back the deadline to 2070, by which point they will decide that having a strong military is sooo 2026 and scrap the entire idea.

    4. Beautiful_Ad4322 on

      “Hey NATO, Russia is attacking Poland!”

      Germany: “Okey Guys, i have a plan, we just need to go through Belgium….”

    5. Woodland_Abrams on

      Brother this isn’t a meme, and definitely not a history meme. This is more of a NCD post

    6. Gallic_barbarian17 on

      Calmado que España sigue siendo una república

      Espermos la segunda guerra civil española

    7. Nice. Although in the grander scheme of things a bit ridiculous that is humans literally have no other habitable planets in reach yet we’re determined to make this one hell.

    8. SuperSimpleSam on

      Hey it’s cool as long as it’s not the goal to be Europe’s only country.

    9. Guys, don’t worry, it’s not like right-wing parties were on the rise or like we’d drift into a global economic crisis where fear of poverty and unemployment would open doors for more extreme political views.

      It’s also not like anyone would even give them these stupid ideas of restoring the former empires, right? Just ignore Russia and the Austria-Hungary guy :D.

    10. FantasticUserman on

      France already surrendered and Greece thrown into civil war by force of habit

    11. Germany’s plan to become Europe’s most powerful military includes increasing the size of its navy from 3 to 4, and buying a second jet

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