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    1. The ultimate existential crisis. Choosing between a six-pack nugget is the hardest battle of all.

    2. sweet_jackknife on

      Have you tried crack? It’s so much better than food, and you lose tons of weight too

    3. hidden_glimmer on

      u don’t need to give up food, just stop treating every meal like a celebration

    4. If God intended man to be thin He wouldn’t have given us Beer !

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    5. TheBoraxKid1trblz on

      When my body looks good i’m hungry all the time. So i exercise and eat good, staying perpetually at about 2 months of dedication away from looking fit. I’m single for life anyway so having a good body does nothing for me

    6. Return_ofthe_MacYeah on

      BLACKBERRIES are your go-to candy… and you can literally eat an entire pound of it for barely any calories!

      Same goes with raspberries 

      Be picky

    7. No-fear-im-here on

      That’s the thing. It’s not. That’s just in your head. There are a lot of things that are enjoyable that don’t leave you feeling like crap after.

    8. I know that this is a rhetorical meme, but lower your carb intake and, up your mom excercise.

    9. SlimeTitsMcGee on

      Sleep is the best part of living imo, it’s like microdosing death without the commitment.

    10. The_starving_artist5 on

      I have the opposite issue. i cant gain weight even though i eat alot due to fast metablism. Poeple bully me for being too skinny

    11. Amazing-Level-405 on

      I love food too to the point I watch food content on youtube and sit there like a fatass going “omg, I bet that would be so good…”

      But you know what? Lot of other good things in life. Sex? Amazing. Can’t recommend enough. Outplaying someone so hard in a game they rage quit? Chef’s kiss. Making a significant other’s parent love you more than them? You gotta try it.

      There are so many incredible things in life if you open yourself to it.

    12. Informal_Spell7209 on

      It may require getting to a point in your life at which you no longer depend on food to be the only good thing

      It’s like overcoming an addiction, sometimes you have to remove or overcome the factors that drive you to the addiction in the first place

      Easier said than done, obviously.

    13. NerdFromColorado on

      It’s strange, I love food but I often forget to eat entire meals. I could not tell you why.

    14. ExtremelyDecentWill on

      In the comments:  people who know nothing acting like licensed physicians giving advice no one asked for.

      Not even gonna check to confirm, I’m sure it’s true.

    15. PeterPunksNip on

      Good thing that I feel the same way about orgasm… at least it doesn’t make you fat 😆

    16. SmellOfOnion on

      Well I have explosive diarrhea for last 3 months and lost 8 kg without effort. I can recommend that

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