I guess our lives are full of stories and some of them are imaginary.
Bfizzle62 on
Are you fucking kidding me? Breasts has to be censored now? BREASTS! PENIS! PENIS! PEEHOLE! FUCKED! BREASTS! FUCKED!
6ingrad_FMS_aspirant on
I think bro did fuck the chicken.. its said this is where necrophilia begins.. but he is dissatisfied with the status of his penis.. so maybe he won’t become a necrophile..
Long_comment_san on
asking for a friend, eh?
WonderfulJob5593 on
Salmonella primarily affects the digestive tract. While skin contact is unlikely to cause typical poisoning, raw poultry bacteria can cause localized infections or urethritis. See a doctor.
Sigma_Tiger_35 on
Is that considered a boobjob or animal abuse?
Proud-Assistant8122 on
This is how you get sexually transmitted chickenella
Gattoconglistivali on
No way. My highschool teacher said back in the days they use pork
nox-devourer on
The m&m:s tube with bananas and butter was not to his satisfaction, then.
Manyconnections on
Classic repost
ZaphiraK on
it is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.
Leading_Public1765 on
the fbi is literally typing right now tbh. bro just figured out a way to break the simulation and escape the matrix.
Complete-Employer124 on
Scientifically speaking? absolutely not. but mentally? i’m already doing it lmao. my single remaining brain cell fully believes this works tbh.
camel_crush_menthol on
Randy Marsh ass post
OutOfContextGenius on
Avg 4chan people
ms170 on
Number one rule of cooking club:
No dickin’ the chicken!
Ishvale on
So like, when did 4chan start censoring?
Jolly_Professional15 on
It is 100% possible to fuck a raw chicken breast
THEICEMAN998 on
So someone went to the effort of saving, censoring then reuploading an old meme? Yikes
DaisyCharmy- on
If you’re worried about salmonella, maybe just stick to takeout from now on!
Moist_Tissue_94 on
Id be curious to see what it would look like to do that I’ll be honest
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I have to give points for the great story.
Not believable but great story still.
I guess our lives are full of stories and some of them are imaginary.
Are you fucking kidding me? Breasts has to be censored now? BREASTS! PENIS! PENIS! PEEHOLE! FUCKED! BREASTS! FUCKED!
I think bro did fuck the chicken.. its said this is where necrophilia begins.. but he is dissatisfied with the status of his penis.. so maybe he won’t become a necrophile..
asking for a friend, eh?
Salmonella primarily affects the digestive tract. While skin contact is unlikely to cause typical poisoning, raw poultry bacteria can cause localized infections or urethritis. See a doctor.
Is that considered a boobjob or animal abuse?
This is how you get sexually transmitted chickenella
No way. My highschool teacher said back in the days they use pork
The m&m:s tube with bananas and butter was not to his satisfaction, then.
Classic repost
it is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.
the fbi is literally typing right now tbh. bro just figured out a way to break the simulation and escape the matrix.
Scientifically speaking? absolutely not. but mentally? i’m already doing it lmao. my single remaining brain cell fully believes this works tbh.
Randy Marsh ass post
Avg 4chan people
Number one rule of cooking club:
No dickin’ the chicken!
So like, when did 4chan start censoring?
It is 100% possible to fuck a raw chicken breast
So someone went to the effort of saving, censoring then reuploading an old meme? Yikes
If you’re worried about salmonella, maybe just stick to takeout from now on!
Id be curious to see what it would look like to do that I’ll be honest
bre::sts ðŸ˜