All that’s missing is a nicotine pouch and a deep sense of regret.
_StarlitCandy on
It is wild that the person supposed to profit from your downfall was the one who actually stopped it
BosPaladinSix on
Yep that’s me basically.
Hushiraa on
I am not a doctor but I can hear your blood screaming from here.
silentelyra on
Your liver is currently filing for divorce. “Breakfast of Champions” or a cry for help?
frosted_smile on
My liver just handed in its two-week notice with immediate effect
GoldConnection1 on
Bacon grease can help with that !
Prudent_Falafel_7265 on
Man, once I took an ibuprofen gelcap that had succumbed to the heat in my glovebox and oozed out of the gel membrane a little bit. Nastiest taste and mouth feeling I’ve ever experienced. Like eating a battery. The stuff works, but at a cost.
Grocman27 on
I prefer Alevee as it helps with my Sciatica more.. but the two energy drinks for breakfast is spot on. I do two watermelon Celsius lol
SweetSexiestJesus on
I too was in the military.
Breakfast of champions
itsmegoddamnit on
No real improvement in taking a ibuprofen doses above 400mg. On the contrary, there are just downsides.
eikoebi on
Every military members diet..
I hated it.
sexaddic on
Your ulcers are putting their gear on to raid you
JudGedCo on
I be profen all night
Woompa78 on
“I’m tired boss”
wholesome1234 on
jesus i fucking take some water with pilles
Miserable_Clerk_4118 on
Your organs didn’t sign up for a surprise boss fight before breakfast .
HungoverDemogorgon on
Cox 1, there goes my gi protection
Fr05t_B1t on
I had this moment lol. In the condition I was in I had no desire to eat whatsoever. I still kinda don’t have a desire to drink water…
Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits on
If you do this more than 1/3-1/2 of the month you are basically begging for gastritis. You do not want gastritis. Switch the ibuprofen for paracetamol sometimes.
tycho-42 on
Also your stomach
IndustrialMechanic3 on
Just rip the bong and have a coffee
emotionless-robot on
It’s that sometimes.
Xeno_Prime on
That’s only half the formula. You’re forgetting the 1,000mg of acetaminophen.
Ennydemz on
My liver just handed in its two-week notice with immediate effect
stevetures on
To be fair, the whole point of taking it with food is so that your stomach empties more quickly out of the stomach. While solid food can lead to quicker stomach emptying, large amounts of liquid can do the same thing. The goal is to get the ibuprofen away from the stomach walls faster where it can reduce the lining effectiveness (trying not to say the icky part on how that works out loud).
Further, two red bulls is 204mg which is pretty noticeably under the American Heart Association recommended limit of 300mgs a day.
Please be careful, and if you’re doing 800mg a dose, maybe for chronic pain, be sure you let your doctor know. I hate to kill the mood but I don’t yet see the problem.
Also consider switching to Naproxen as it last longer and puts someone at lower risk with the fewer doses, and bonus it lasts through the night.
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All that’s missing is a nicotine pouch and a deep sense of regret.
It is wild that the person supposed to profit from your downfall was the one who actually stopped it
Yep that’s me basically.
I am not a doctor but I can hear your blood screaming from here.
Your liver is currently filing for divorce. “Breakfast of Champions” or a cry for help?
My liver just handed in its two-week notice with immediate effect
Bacon grease can help with that !
Man, once I took an ibuprofen gelcap that had succumbed to the heat in my glovebox and oozed out of the gel membrane a little bit. Nastiest taste and mouth feeling I’ve ever experienced. Like eating a battery. The stuff works, but at a cost.
I prefer Alevee as it helps with my Sciatica more.. but the two energy drinks for breakfast is spot on. I do two watermelon Celsius lol
I too was in the military.
Breakfast of champions
No real improvement in taking a ibuprofen doses above 400mg. On the contrary, there are just downsides.
Every military members diet..
I hated it.
Your ulcers are putting their gear on to raid you
I be profen all night
“I’m tired boss”
jesus i fucking take some water with pilles
Your organs didn’t sign up for a surprise boss fight before breakfast .
Cox 1, there goes my gi protection
I had this moment lol. In the condition I was in I had no desire to eat whatsoever. I still kinda don’t have a desire to drink water…
If you do this more than 1/3-1/2 of the month you are basically begging for gastritis. You do not want gastritis. Switch the ibuprofen for paracetamol sometimes.
Also your stomach
Just rip the bong and have a coffee
It’s that sometimes.
That’s only half the formula. You’re forgetting the 1,000mg of acetaminophen.
My liver just handed in its two-week notice with immediate effect
To be fair, the whole point of taking it with food is so that your stomach empties more quickly out of the stomach. While solid food can lead to quicker stomach emptying, large amounts of liquid can do the same thing. The goal is to get the ibuprofen away from the stomach walls faster where it can reduce the lining effectiveness (trying not to say the icky part on how that works out loud).
Further, two red bulls is 204mg which is pretty noticeably under the American Heart Association recommended limit of 300mgs a day.
Please be careful, and if you’re doing 800mg a dose, maybe for chronic pain, be sure you let your doctor know. I hate to kill the mood but I don’t yet see the problem.
Also consider switching to Naproxen as it last longer and puts someone at lower risk with the fewer doses, and bonus it lasts through the night.
Wait, is that bad?
my stomach growled at me angrily when I read this
Me back when I was still Active Duty.
But why?