From all I’ve seen of Trump’s psychological makeup, I think he genuinely believes in his poo poo made up math. When that man says anything, it is immediately codified as truth in his mind. He is mentally ill, always has been and it’s beyond pathetic that he got elected to this office… twice.
Triple the pathetic quota for Kennedy and all his fellow sycophants who enable Trump’s sick mental pathways to fly around and fuck up the world on a daily basis because they’re afraid of an old orange man who shits himself (figuratively and literally) on the regular.
They’ve made America the biggest joke on the planet.
Wowza-yowza on
I took 600% of that skunks penis
135BkRdBl on
Someone has to ask “Do you hear yourself? Do you hear the nonsense you’re saying?” to these people when they say outlandishly ignorant things.
waterdaemon on
Pull up an Excel spreadsheet and let’s do the math, Bobby. And we will keep doing it until it either works, or your brain explodes.
Cyrano_Knows on
Per his “example”.
Why do I doubt that Trump has actually lowered the price of any drug by 98%?
Lying that you did and actually doing it are two very different things.
yamsyamsya on
you can tell he never played ARPG games lol
Strict-Square456 on
Billboard reads” this is your brain on racoon dick”
Anyawnomous on
It’s the new meth… I mean MATH!!!
MenacingBanjo on
This is why you study math in school, kids
Exitium_Maximus on
“Alternative math” and “alternative facts.” That’s what the alternative right is all about. Complete delusion and buffoonery.
GamingTrend on
That’s not a “different way” that’s just what the rest of us understand as “wrong” or perhaps “completely incorrect in a way so stupid as to be somehow 600% wrong”.
Kinarstead on
You libs really amaze me. Your Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a verified psychological disorder and many of you have it and it seems to be contagious.
Our President Trump is the smartest President in US history, and perhaps world history. Name another US President that had their own university? Ha ha, you can’t!!!
Some of you conveniently forget the Our President Trump had his own university! Trump University, ever hear of it???
The Trump School of Mathematics invented the new percentage tables There is such a thing as a 600% reduction now that Trump’s team of advanced professors created it.
At the Trump School of Medicine Trump Himself created Windmill Cancer. At the Trump School of Forestry Trump created the Just Rake Your Leafs method that has saved us of literally thousand of devastating fires. At the Trump School of Climatology Trump developed a new way to track hurricanes. He also developed the Just Nuke It hurricane weakening system. The Trump School of Psychology discovered Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Ignore these VERIFIED advancements. The scholar class will not forget them. Trump is a true genius and you are just jealous of His brilliance.
If Trump says 2+2 = 8, you better believe it is correct.
Trump- Genius, Doctor, Professor, President. Just the facts ma’am.
zackks on
It’s Trump Inc’s fraud-math they use in taxes and loan documents.
Daddio209 on
Also, he hasn’t reduced the cost of any life-saving drugs by a measurable percentage. He only asked for voluntary compliance of pharmaceutical companies.
KobePippenJordan_esq on
It’s Common Moron Core Math
Endless_Change on
Math has a well known Anti-Trump bias! /s
thenasch on
He’s right. Trump’s way of expressing percentages is different. Different from the right way, otherwise known as “wrong”.
Used_Arrival6219 on
what’s the main topic here
HeyItsBobaTime on
Everyone is giving him and Trump a hard time over their hilariously wrong math. To be fair, one person has a worm in their brain and the other can’t finish a coherent thought and needs to wear diapers. We need to cut them a little slack, maybe around 800%
bene_gesserit_mitch on
Trump apologists. It is the will of the party that inane bullshit be normalized and explained as normal. Some say this began with Kellyanne Conway’s ‘Alternative Facts’™.
skyHawk3613 on
He really needs to cut back on his sun exposure
missmytater on
Haha – as a retired elementary school teacher I would get that response sometimes – That’s how I spell the word or that’s how I figured it out. ” Always funny, and strange when the parent nods in agreement.
HeathenDevilPagan on
Alternative math to match their alternative facts.
ap1msch on
He’s exchanging the brain worm with a racoon penis. Give me time to adapt..
m1k3hunt on
Hope they don’t start teaching Trump-math in school. -1,000,000,000 = 10,000,000,000, red is black. It didn’t work out so well for the TrumpU students.
Specialist_Secret438 on
Midterm elections are projected to have a 600% reduction in Republican representation because of Trump.
goatslacker on
Ok but how is 600 -> 10 equal to 600% in alternative math? I’m going to need to see them show their alternative work on this one because at best that’s a 590% decrease.
GreyWastelander on
I’d be okay with being paid 5x what they were charging for their drugs.
MessagingMatters on
There are two ways to calculate things: (1) Reality. (2) “A different way”.
TheEnlight on
I thought this was a joke. The kind of post that conservatives used to make about AOC trying to call her stupid.
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“A different way of calculating” is such a pleasant way of saying “he’s an idiotic conman, who thinks you’re even dumber than him.”
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Microwaved Mel Gibson
From all I’ve seen of Trump’s psychological makeup, I think he genuinely believes in his poo poo made up math. When that man says anything, it is immediately codified as truth in his mind. He is mentally ill, always has been and it’s beyond pathetic that he got elected to this office… twice.
Triple the pathetic quota for Kennedy and all his fellow sycophants who enable Trump’s sick mental pathways to fly around and fuck up the world on a daily basis because they’re afraid of an old orange man who shits himself (figuratively and literally) on the regular.
They’ve made America the biggest joke on the planet.
I took 600% of that skunks penis
Someone has to ask “Do you hear yourself? Do you hear the nonsense you’re saying?” to these people when they say outlandishly ignorant things.
Pull up an Excel spreadsheet and let’s do the math, Bobby. And we will keep doing it until it either works, or your brain explodes.
Per his “example”.
Why do I doubt that Trump has actually lowered the price of any drug by 98%?
Lying that you did and actually doing it are two very different things.
you can tell he never played ARPG games lol
Billboard reads” this is your brain on racoon dick”
It’s the new meth… I mean MATH!!!
This is why you study math in school, kids
“Alternative math” and “alternative facts.” That’s what the alternative right is all about. Complete delusion and buffoonery.
That’s not a “different way” that’s just what the rest of us understand as “wrong” or perhaps “completely incorrect in a way so stupid as to be somehow 600% wrong”.
You libs really amaze me. Your Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a verified psychological disorder and many of you have it and it seems to be contagious.
Our President Trump is the smartest President in US history, and perhaps world history. Name another US President that had their own university? Ha ha, you can’t!!!
Some of you conveniently forget the Our President Trump had his own university! Trump University, ever hear of it???
The Trump School of Mathematics invented the new percentage tables There is such a thing as a 600% reduction now that Trump’s team of advanced professors created it.
At the Trump School of Medicine Trump Himself created Windmill Cancer. At the Trump School of Forestry Trump created the Just Rake Your Leafs method that has saved us of literally thousand of devastating fires. At the Trump School of Climatology Trump developed a new way to track hurricanes. He also developed the Just Nuke It hurricane weakening system. The Trump School of Psychology discovered Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Ignore these VERIFIED advancements. The scholar class will not forget them. Trump is a true genius and you are just jealous of His brilliance.
If Trump says 2+2 = 8, you better believe it is correct.
Trump- Genius, Doctor, Professor, President. Just the facts ma’am.
It’s Trump Inc’s fraud-math they use in taxes and loan documents.
Also, he hasn’t reduced the cost of any life-saving drugs by a measurable percentage. He only asked for voluntary compliance of pharmaceutical companies.
It’s Common Moron Core Math
Math has a well known Anti-Trump bias! /s
He’s right. Trump’s way of expressing percentages is different. Different from the right way, otherwise known as “wrong”.
what’s the main topic here
Everyone is giving him and Trump a hard time over their hilariously wrong math. To be fair, one person has a worm in their brain and the other can’t finish a coherent thought and needs to wear diapers. We need to cut them a little slack, maybe around 800%
Trump apologists. It is the will of the party that inane bullshit be normalized and explained as normal. Some say this began with Kellyanne Conway’s ‘Alternative Facts’™.
He really needs to cut back on his sun exposure
Haha – as a retired elementary school teacher I would get that response sometimes – That’s how I spell the word or that’s how I figured it out. ” Always funny, and strange when the parent nods in agreement.
Alternative math to match their alternative facts.
He’s exchanging the brain worm with a racoon penis. Give me time to adapt..
Hope they don’t start teaching Trump-math in school. -1,000,000,000 = 10,000,000,000, red is black. It didn’t work out so well for the TrumpU students.
Midterm elections are projected to have a 600% reduction in Republican representation because of Trump.
Ok but how is 600 -> 10 equal to 600% in alternative math? I’m going to need to see them show their alternative work on this one because at best that’s a 590% decrease.
I’d be okay with being paid 5x what they were charging for their drugs.
There are two ways to calculate things: (1) Reality. (2) “A different way”.
I thought this was a joke. The kind of post that conservatives used to make about AOC trying to call her stupid.
Nope. He actually said it.