Bro is like a badly designed bad guy in a video game, just defaults to NPC behavior in the end lol
“Ah looks like I failed at killing you. I guess I’ll sit and have a drink then. Cheers!”
SilkenSong225 on
man just sat down like “dang. what was i thinking”
1stmarauder on
Are nsfw tags not a thing anymore?
Ratattack1204 on
Casual reminder that the US has a higher rate of knife crime than the UK. As well as also of course having a higher rate of gun crime.
Edit: how many more people are gunna show they have no idea what “rate” means? Lmao.
Login_Lost_Horizon on
Bruh, who the f*ck stabs people like that? His hand was all wobbly, and the thrust was so slow the guy could’ve called the police and finish his breakfast before the blade reached him!
SpicyKabobMountain on
Damn he is lucky to be alive
Whatyoutaconbout on
Props to the lady behind the counter for taking the knife out of that guy’s hand.
grz_45 on
Ayo this has got to be the tamest attempt and aftermath of an attempted murder that I’ve ever seen.
These people are wayyy too chill about this shit. I wouldn’t have stopped wailing on that dude until he was on the floor, you don’t even know if he has any other weapons in that big ass jacket.
Then-Somewhere-7467 on
Is there a back story to this or was the guy just insane?
Realistic-Sector6793 on
The full story will be nice.
Mysterio-X on
As a Canadian, we’re not claiming him. He’s not one of ours.
papabear1215 on
Really mate? On a Chuzday? Bit daft innit?
Dapper-Bird-8016 on
Wtf is that title?
More people stabbed in bloody Sweden than the UK and they have a much smaller population: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country
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gorgeousgeorge16 on
Now imagine this weakling had a gun
Gail_the_SLP on
Time to call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3!
Zzuesmax on
If you are diagnosed with anything called “Mental Illness” you need to be in a cell until you are no long given a diagnoses of “Mental Illness”.
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Kid straight knocked some sense into the old man lol
If only everyone involved had a gun this would have been a much safer situation
/s
Why did he stop smashing? He’s still standing
He just sat there, how polite.
Interesting. Can we have some more information? When? Where? What happened after?
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Stabs someone then sits down and waits for someone to take his drink order.
Bit of a scuffle innit?

Fuck that guy, stabbing someone for no reason
You’ve got red on you
“I can’t believe you’ve done this?”
He clearly just wanted to be locked up. Probably homeless.
That or he’s batshit crazy.
That’s attempted murder, not just assault. He tried to stab him right in the heart!
I’m like, “grab a chair and WWF him!”
Was he actually stabbed or did he just miss it? Yikes.
At around 10.30am yesterday (21 April) we were called to reports of a stabbing on Tonge Moor Road, Bolton.
Emergency services attended and two men were treated by medical professionals for stab wounds.
Officers immediately responded and a man in his 50s was subsequently arrested on suspicion of assault. He remains in custody for questioning.
Enquiries are ongoing to establish the full circumstances of the incident.
https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2026/april/update-following-incident-on-tonge-moor-road-bolton-yesterday/
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cctv-shows-moment-man-stabs-33817595
Bro is like a badly designed bad guy in a video game, just defaults to NPC behavior in the end lol
“Ah looks like I failed at killing you. I guess I’ll sit and have a drink then. Cheers!”
man just sat down like “dang. what was i thinking”
Are nsfw tags not a thing anymore?
Casual reminder that the US has a higher rate of knife crime than the UK. As well as also of course having a higher rate of gun crime.
Edit: how many more people are gunna show they have no idea what “rate” means? Lmao.
Bruh, who the f*ck stabs people like that? His hand was all wobbly, and the thrust was so slow the guy could’ve called the police and finish his breakfast before the blade reached him!
Damn he is lucky to be alive
Props to the lady behind the counter for taking the knife out of that guy’s hand.
Ayo this has got to be the tamest attempt and aftermath of an attempted murder that I’ve ever seen.
These people are wayyy too chill about this shit. I wouldn’t have stopped wailing on that dude until he was on the floor, you don’t even know if he has any other weapons in that big ass jacket.
Is there a back story to this or was the guy just insane?
The full story will be nice.
As a Canadian, we’re not claiming him. He’s not one of ours.
Really mate? On a Chuzday? Bit daft innit?
Wtf is that title?
More people stabbed in bloody Sweden than the UK and they have a much smaller population: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country
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Now imagine this weakling had a gun
Time to call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3!
If you are diagnosed with anything called “Mental Illness” you need to be in a cell until you are no long given a diagnoses of “Mental Illness”.