PetalCharmy on April 22, 2026 5:20 pm Looks like he’s tuned into all the latest crime gossip—trust me, he’s got the inside scoop!
Pleasant_Rock8735 on April 22, 2026 5:30 pm If this guy and Ka$h Patel 👀 become partners in crime, they’ll have the ability to SEE 👀 and HEAR 👂 👂the FUTURE …..they’ll be unstoppable! 
Zealousideal_Eye_488 on April 22, 2026 6:06 pm still waiting for my 5g chip to give me better download speeds for my brain tbh. 0/10 service so far.
Personal_Cold_7144 on April 22, 2026 6:07 pm look at that one pixel in the corner though. that’s definitely the fbi agent assigned to watch me eat cereal at 3am.
Less-Engineering-525 on April 22, 2026 6:07 pm karen was right all along, but she forgot to mention that the radar only works if you’ve had more than two monster energy drinks.
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Bro can hear better than bats
Legend has it he flew away from prison.
He looks like that Ferengi Star Trek race
👂🏻
bruh.
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Sound wave
Well.
Looks like he’s tuned into all the latest crime gossip—trust me, he’s got the inside scoop!
Bro heard the crime before it happened
He can hear the Wi-Fi password
If this guy and Ka$h Patel 👀 become partners in crime, they’ll have the ability to SEE 👀 and HEAR 👂 👂the FUTURE …..they’ll be unstoppable!
D
Hope he doesn’t go to prison, with ears like that.
Tyler the detonator
Profit above all
If he shakes his head, you’re going to catch a cold.
That line just passed through his ears
still waiting for my 5g chip to give me better download speeds for my brain tbh. 0/10 service so far.
look at that one pixel in the corner though. that’s definitely the fbi agent assigned to watch me eat cereal at 3am.
karen was right all along, but she forgot to mention that the radar only works if you’ve had more than two monster energy drinks.
Just so you know, he can hear y’all talking about him
That dude can HEAR the future
Dude’s a war hero. He used to listen out for submarines.
In Ohio.
I bet his name was dumbo in a previous life
Perhaps the Grand Nagus will grant him clemency
He looks like he has the lobes for business
he can hear when the next tsunami is coming at Japan
He can even hear the color of your shirt