Possibly dyslexic, definitely flirting. Just ask him, guys love to make women laugh at jokes.
gozulio on
yes
Heydickhead on
He wants to fertilise your eggs
phonemousekeys on
Tell him you want your eggs scrambled, hard!
NoNameWonder2 on
Reply with “I’ll eggs your make.”
Royalchariot on
How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized
Angelas-Merkin on
He’s probably just being silly.
Difficult-Field3054 on
Make those eggs into behbehs later
MHMabrito on
As a man myself, this is the most male response to what you said. It’s dumb flirting, a sexual joke. I’ve definitely said this to my wife before. I’m not sure how you got threatening from that.
Mayjune811 on
Threatening you?
I make bad jokes like this all the time to my wife and she knows instantly what I am trying to say/mean.
If you are in a regular and healthy home situation, thinking these are threats shouldn’t ever be a thing.
Is this a thing in normal healthy relationships? Am I missing something that could be making women/my wife uncomfortable?
_General_Kenobi on
He just want seggs
garden-wicket-581 on
the correct reply should be “TWSS”
bennytehcat on
Husband: I’ll make *your* eggs 😏
Successful-Ad-2129 on
He’s definitely threatening you. Every murder ever, same MO, “I’ll make your eggs” BOOM dead. Be careful
Jedi_Knight_Will on
Hes flirting with you. Flirt back by asking how hes gonna do it
probridgedweller on
Because it’s not cute or funny … I M O
It’s the “I *verb* your *noun*” jokes.
Low-hanging fruit. Sometimes it hits. Usually, it’s just a knee-jerk reaction without much thought.
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Definitely flirting
Possibly dyslexic, definitely flirting. Just ask him, guys love to make women laugh at jokes.
yes
He wants to fertilise your eggs
Tell him you want your eggs scrambled, hard!
Reply with “I’ll eggs your make.”
How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized
He’s probably just being silly.
Make those eggs into behbehs later
As a man myself, this is the most male response to what you said. It’s dumb flirting, a sexual joke. I’ve definitely said this to my wife before. I’m not sure how you got threatening from that.
Threatening you?
I make bad jokes like this all the time to my wife and she knows instantly what I am trying to say/mean.
If you are in a regular and healthy home situation, thinking these are threats shouldn’t ever be a thing.
Is this a thing in normal healthy relationships? Am I missing something that could be making women/my wife uncomfortable?
He just want seggs
the correct reply should be “TWSS”
Husband: I’ll make *your* eggs 😏
He’s definitely threatening you. Every murder ever, same MO, “I’ll make your eggs” BOOM dead. Be careful
Hes flirting with you. Flirt back by asking how hes gonna do it
Because it’s not cute or funny … I M O
It’s the “I *verb* your *noun*” jokes.
Low-hanging fruit. Sometimes it hits. Usually, it’s just a knee-jerk reaction without much thought.