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Ornery-Lynx-3520 on April 22, 2026 7:10 am 21st Century Medicine: Types into Google: “my stomach hurts” Response: You probably have cancer. “Hey ChatGPT, my stomach hurts.” “Oh I’m sorry. It sounds like you have… [proceeds to list 75 possible causes]. Conclusion: it’s definitely cancer.
weirdpornacc5 on April 22, 2026 9:34 am (couple years later) Doc: sorry about the cocaine addiction, we didn’t know, anyways some heroin should fix that
ClavicusLittleGift4U on April 22, 2026 11:53 am -Doctor, I have severe headaches and my baby cries often despite his needs being satisfied. -Laudanum for everyone.
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21st Century Medicine:
Types into Google: “my stomach hurts”
Response: You probably have cancer.
“Hey ChatGPT, my stomach hurts.”
“Oh I’m sorry. It sounds like you have… [proceeds to list 75 possible causes].
Conclusion: it’s definitely cancer.
*Gets fingercut
Death: how about a coin toss?
(couple years later)
Doc: sorry about the cocaine addiction, we didn’t know, anyways some heroin should fix that
cocaine script for tummy issues? sweet!
-Doctor, I have severe headaches and my baby cries often despite his needs being satisfied.
-Laudanum for everyone.