This two-piece Dolly Parton cutout uses the screw that holds the two pieces together as her ring

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    1. TrickySatisfaction81 on

      Really clever design.

      Also, thank you dolly for sending my kids free books every month, just cos. You are an angel.

    2. OGBrewSwayne on

      Also important to note that her ass looks like someone wearing the incognito disguise.

    3. We have this standee at our elementary school. I love saying hi to Dolly when I pass her.

    4. granadesnhorseshoes on

      Not for nothing and she deserves it; it says a lot that a singer who’s whole schtick is being a big titted bimbo (her own admission, not a dig) is the most universally loved philanthropist in America.

    5. lol that’s actually clever, i wouldn’t have even noticed that detail. dolly would probably approve of the resourcefulness

    6. Hot_Challang on

      Most people don’t know this but Dolly Parton once had to carry her massive wigs in their own seat on planes! She’s got like a whole etiquette guide for her wigs because they’re basically as famous as she is. So yeah, it makes sense she’s all about that unique style—even her cutouts rock a DIY vibe!

    7. Sometimes overqualified engineers get laid off and pick up what they can and absolutely crush it like this.

      Source-Brother is a mechanical engineer

    8. lovinlifelivinthe90s on

      Dude! I just took my daughter to the library today as a post school treat. And they have one of these too! She jump scared me.

    9. LogicallLunacy on

      She probably gets signing approval of media like judge judy. Smart ladies read and adjust all fine print.

    10. CthuluSpecialK on

      Dolly and her brand don’t half-ass anything. If they tried to half-ass anything, they’d whole-ass half-assing it.

    11. Additional_Delay3973 on

      lmao this photo is literally my local library! OP we must be neighbors.

    12. This is my regular library, I look at this cut out every week and I’ve never noticed that

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