Losing hair: -80 confidence
Shaving it off: +100 confidence
r/bald really said ‘stop negotiating with the inevitable’ 😭
Few_Construction5020 on

+100 confidence
Dankie002 on
is this a sub promotion?
IanAlvord on
I can relate, but I had to wait till I could grow a beard before went through with it.
ux3l on
100 hairs on your head is not very much
David_Dantas on

r/bald advice 👆
TheBoraxKid1trblz on
Unless you have weird shaped skull, skin tags, psoriasis, can’t grow a beard… then you cooked. I’m flirting with the final drop so check back in 5 years
-Pachinko on
this graph is so wrong dude
UnhappyPhantom on

mood
AkirroKun on
People who fight baldness or thinning hair are the least attractive and it screams insecurity.
Capable-Owl7369 on
I had long hair in high school, had to cut it all in Boot Camp. But the time I got out it was already thinning so I just shaved that shit and never looked back. Did take me another 10 years or so to figure out how fucking good the beard is though.
Holymaryfullofshit7 on
I think that’s the point of the sub.
casulmemer on
100 hairs on head? Jesus bro save some pussy for the rest of us..
danleon950410 on
Well, it’s that and a good-looking dude posting a non-bald selfie/buzzcut claiming it was to support his cancer-fighting friend, and then just getting a bunch of thirsty people throwing their undergarments to him
HovercraftOk71 on
acceptance arc is real, once you stop fighting it the confidence just spikes
Otty007 on
Its either the hand on shoulder guy or Braveheart screaming Hold
Vinnipuh228 on
Yes

SucculentEnjoyer on
It’s funny tho. By going bald you are literally admitting defeat.
CeIIsius on
Wow, this graph migth even make it to r/crappydesign.
Shrowden on
Why didnt you put hair on the Y axis instead of this amalgamation?
SourceCodeAvailable on
This graph made my hairline recede by one centimeter
s1lverv1p on
I dont understand the people whos hair looks that ungoldy awful for so long and causes them actual mental issues trying everything to fix it. Like if you have a shitty mustache or beard you just shave it, what is the mental block.
SombraOnline on
Honestly, I think every guy should try going bald even if they’re not balding yet. I decided to try it during the latter half of the pandemic and it’s the most freeing thing.
I now know that I look okay bald (which I didn’t expect since people used to make fun of my weird head-shape) so I’m not worried about losing hair in the future and I’m now not afraid of playing with my hair style because I can just shave it all off.
If you don’t like how you look bald, then it’s also good to know early so that you can start saving for like a toupee or something.
Richard_Tingle on
r/tressless in shambles
MrPatko0770 on
If this note from a random gay guy on the internet makes you feel any better – men whose hair has “migrated” from the top of their head to the bottom of their head are incredibly hot; shave it off and grow that beard out king.
^(And if it’s not really growing on the bottom of your head either I am so sorry for your loss…)
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Losing hair: -80 confidence
Shaving it off: +100 confidence
r/bald really said ‘stop negotiating with the inevitable’ 😭

+100 confidence
is this a sub promotion?
I can relate, but I had to wait till I could grow a beard before went through with it.
100 hairs on your head is not very much

r/bald advice 👆
Unless you have weird shaped skull, skin tags, psoriasis, can’t grow a beard… then you cooked. I’m flirting with the final drop so check back in 5 years
this graph is so wrong dude

mood
People who fight baldness or thinning hair are the least attractive and it screams insecurity.
I had long hair in high school, had to cut it all in Boot Camp. But the time I got out it was already thinning so I just shaved that shit and never looked back. Did take me another 10 years or so to figure out how fucking good the beard is though.
I think that’s the point of the sub.
100 hairs on head? Jesus bro save some pussy for the rest of us..
Well, it’s that and a good-looking dude posting a non-bald selfie/buzzcut claiming it was to support his cancer-fighting friend, and then just getting a bunch of thirsty people throwing their undergarments to him
acceptance arc is real, once you stop fighting it the confidence just spikes
Its either the hand on shoulder guy or Braveheart screaming Hold
Yes

It’s funny tho. By going bald you are literally admitting defeat.
Wow, this graph migth even make it to r/crappydesign.
Why didnt you put hair on the Y axis instead of this amalgamation?
This graph made my hairline recede by one centimeter
I dont understand the people whos hair looks that ungoldy awful for so long and causes them actual mental issues trying everything to fix it. Like if you have a shitty mustache or beard you just shave it, what is the mental block.
Honestly, I think every guy should try going bald even if they’re not balding yet. I decided to try it during the latter half of the pandemic and it’s the most freeing thing.
I now know that I look okay bald (which I didn’t expect since people used to make fun of my weird head-shape) so I’m not worried about losing hair in the future and I’m now not afraid of playing with my hair style because I can just shave it all off.
If you don’t like how you look bald, then it’s also good to know early so that you can start saving for like a toupee or something.
r/tressless in shambles
If this note from a random gay guy on the internet makes you feel any better – men whose hair has “migrated” from the top of their head to the bottom of their head are incredibly hot; shave it off and grow that beard out king.
^(And if it’s not really growing on the bottom of your head either I am so sorry for your loss…)